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tw: pet loss and honestly some grief
one of my childhood cats is dying and there is nothing i can do about it. my heart aches at every second i'm awake and my anxiety has been so bad this past week
#tw pet loss#sorry about the rant i'm actively going through it :/#not really childhood per se because i was 14 going on 15 but#i can't even say goodbye to him#he was my birthday present when we first got him#tiny with fleas :(#and now he's 9 and dying#i actually cant stop crying#at work#at home#i miss him#i want to hold him i dont want him to cross the rainbow bridge yet#i wanted my wife to meet him#i named him#he slept with me :(#yoshi please please#he's my little guy :(#cats mean the world to me every cat ever#even little shits who pee on ur bed on occasion like him#i hadn't prayed in quite a while but today i prayed for him#mars' bullshit#my mom says the treatment is working but i'm still scared as FUCK
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DINNER IS (finally) SERVED
3000ish words later and part 8 is here! hope you guys enjoy!
(p.s my headcanons explainations are in the tags if you're curious)
(p.p.s credit also goes to @rin-solo for the first headcanon )
the post/thread that started this whole au
dinner scene: part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6 | part 7
there's a masterlist now!
*odysseus is making his way to the dining hall, while athena and poseidon are following behind*
poseidon: *looking around at the decorations/tapestry dotted around*
poseidon: *seeâs a tapestry of what looks to be a very much younger odysseus in full king & armour attire*
poseidon: *stops walking, and turns to look at the actual odysseus in front of him, then back at the tapestry*
poseidon: *to odysseus with a sardonic tone* do your weavers like making you look like a boy, or was that a decision you made to make yourself look younger?
odysseus: *pauses his walking to see what poseidon is talking about*
athena: *also pauses and turns to poseidon*
odysseus: *sees the tapestry in question*
odysseus: *sighs* of course you point that one outÂ
athena: *who knew odysseus before he was king*
athena: *glaring at poseidon* uncle, you shouldnât make assumptions, especially when you donât know the facts
odysseus: *pats athena on the shoulder as he passes her*
odysseus: itâs fine athena
odysseus: *next to poseidon and looking up at the tapestry* if you must know, that is actually the age i was.Â
poseidon: *not believing him* yeah right, you couldnât be older than fifteen in this
odysseus: *turns to him with a sharp look* youâre correct, i was fifteen
poseidon: *slightly wary of odysseusâ mood* so⊠you became king at fifteen? isnât that a little bit young for a mortal to rule a kingdom?
odysseus: *turns back to the tapestry* i was already the king, i was actually crowned when i was thirteen
poseidon: *shocked and confused* why would a child be given a kingdom to run?
odysseus: *looks down with a sad smile, at the memory of his father telling him about him losing his mind, and how sorry he was to place such a huge responsibility on his young sonâs shoulders*
odysseus: well, i had no choice, but i would do it again if i had toâŠÂ
odysseus: *turns to athena* besides, i had athena to help guide me
athena: *smiles with a nod at odysseus*
odysseus: *starts walking in the direction of the dining hall again* anywayâŠenough of that, can we please just make our way to the dining hall now
*they all continue making their way down the hall*
poseidon: *notices a stain on the floor tiles not far in front of them*
poseidon: *points* i think your servants missed a spot
athena & odysseus: *both look to where heâs pointing*
athena: *chuckles to herself in knowing*
odysseus: *smirks*Â
poseidon: *sees both their expressions, and is confused*Â
odysseus: oh that..oh donât worry itâs clean
odysseus: *shrugs* itâs just so hard to get bloodstains out of white titles
poseidon: *wide eyed* blood?
odysseus: yeah.. not long after i finished with you, i arrived back on my island to find my palace overrun with 108âŠmutts⊠all vying for my wifeâs hand.Â
odysseus: *waving his hand like it was a simple issue* so i made sure to deal with them all myself⊠unfortunately one of them left a stain.
odysseus: -oh look weâve made it
odysseus: hope we havenât kept them too long
poseidon: *shocked at all the new odysseus lore heâs unlocked*
athena: *laughing at poseidonâs expression*
odysseus: *opening the door* come on letâs head in
poseidon: *shakes away the shock*
odysseus: *to poseidon* i guess itâs time to introduce you to my wife
*they all walk through the doorway into the dining hall*
*there penelope and telemachus both stand not too far from the dining table; which has quite the feast laid out, and from the steam coming off of it, it had not long be put there*
odysseus: *heads over to his son & wife*
odysseus: *looks at poseidon* poseidon, youâve met my son telemachus before.
telemachus: *can barely keep in his excitement*Â
telemachus: hi- i mean good evening lord poseidon, iâm so happ- grateful you accepted my father's invitation for dinner.Â
telemachus: *puts his arm on his chest, and leans forward in a bow of respect* i hope you enjoy the evening.
odysseus: *narrows his eyes at poseidon, silently threatening him to not be rude to his son*
telemachus: *looks back up at poseidon, smile on his face*
poseidon: *quickly nods his head in greeting to telemachus* good evening prince, your father tells me that this was all your ideaÂ
telemachus: *raises a hand to nervously scratch under his chin* um⊠yes i guess it was
poseidon: well then, thank you for the idea to invite me.
telemachus: *hand leaves his chin and a big smile breaks out* well of course! you are my fatherâs friend after all!
poseidon: *eye twitches before he quickly composes himself*Â
poseidon: yes⊠friend.
odysseus: *coughs* yes and now that youâve both reacquainted yourselves again⊠telemachus why donât you go speak with athena for a moment
telemachus: sure!
*telemachus makes his way to athena, and they start talking amongst themselves*
odysseus: *puts his arm around penelopeâs waist* now, please let me introduce you to my wife; the queen of ithaca, penelope.Â
penelope: *doesnât bow like telemachus, but nods in greeting* welcome to our palace lord poseidon
poseidon: *nods back* thank you for having me queen penelope
penelope: *smiles but her eyes have a certain glint to them*Â
penelope: my husband has told me all about your part in his journey home to us
poseidon: *totally not panicking a little* uh-
penelope: *glint leaves her eyes, but her smile remains*
penelope: -and also how you have helped out on his and my sonâs fishing trips lately.
penelope: of course, i would also like thank you for taking the time to attend tonight
poseidon: sure⊠no problem?
odysseus: great, everyone has met everyone!Â
odysseus: *to everyone* now, shall we sit down and eat the lovely feast the cooks have made us, before it gets cold?
odysseus: *moves to pull out one of the chairs at the head of the table for penelope as he normally does, when he notices that, there is only one chair instead of two*
odysseus: *looks up at the table and sees a piece of parchment with âmotherâ written on it*Â
odysseus: huh?
telemachus: *makes his way over to his father* oh! thereâs a different than usual seating plan for tonight! iâve put everyone's names where they should sit.
odysseus: *smiles at telemachus* oh ok, sure!
odysseus: well, i guess i should look for mine then, hey?
telemachus: yes, and please everyone else too!
*everyone makes their way to the table to see where theyâre sitting (even though three of them already know)*
odysseus: *sees the parchment with âfatherâ on it*Â
odysseus: *expecting to have either athena or telemachus next to him*
odysseus: *watches as athena stands in front of the seat opposite him*
odysseus: *thinks itâs weird to put athena & poseidon together, but thinks telemachus has done is as they are uncle & niece*
odysseus: *then sees telemachus stood in front of the seat next to athena*
odysseus: wait-
poseidon: *sees his name and heads towards it, only to look up and see odysseus standing in front of the seat next to him*
poseidon: wait-
poseidon & odysseus: *both look at each other in horror that they're stuck next to each other all evening*
telemachus: *not noticing the looks of doom on their faces* isnât this great? itâs a family dinner, so what better than friends sitting together?Â
telemachus: *turning to penelope* sorry youâre by yourself at the head of the table though mother
penelope: *smiles and waves her hand* i donât mind
penelope: anyway, let's sit and eat!
*everyone but odysseus and poseidon sit down. both who have a death grip on the back of their seats*
penelope: *clears her throat* odysseus, lord poseidon⊠would you both please sit down.
odysseus: *snaps out of his staring at poseidon*Â
odysseus: uh sureâŠ
odysseus: *sits down and look back to poseidon, nodding his head at poseidonâs seat in the motion for him to also sit down*
poseidon: *still doesnât sit*
odysseus: *a millisecond of a flash of red eyes*Â
poseidon: *sits*
odysseus: *internally to himself* oh this is gonna be a long evening
odysseus: *to everyone* ok, everyone dig in!
odysseus: *to poseidon* can you get what you want for yourself, mighty sea god? or do you need a mortalâs help?
poseidon: *grabbing a lamb chop off a platter and tearing into it savagely in defiance*
odysseus: *rolls his eyes at poseidon, but goes to place a filet of fish on his plate*
*everyone has been eating and talking*
poseidon: *looks at penelope (who is talking to telemachus & athena) and then looks at odysseus*
poseidon: *thinking and then looks back to penelope*
odysseus: *to poseidon* is there a reason you keep looking at my wife?
poseidon: *jumps at little at being caught looking*Â
poseidon: *turns to odysseus* oh do not worry yourself, i have no interest in your wife
odysseus: *unimpressed* why do you keep looking at her then?
poseidon: im..curiousÂ
odysseus: *narrowing his eyes* about?
poseidon: normally you mortal men choose women younger than them for their wives⊠yet clearly your wife is; from my estimates⊠about a decade older than you
poseidon: *now with his hand under his chin, leaning on the table*Â
poseidon: do you perhapsâŠprefer older women odysseus?
odysseus: *hands tighten in grip around his cutlery*
poseidon: *notices odysseus hasnât responded yet*
poseidon: iâm right arenât -
odysseus: no.
odysseus: *his eyes may not be red, but are clearly full of anger*
poseidon: *eyes widen in worry* whoa whoa! no need to get angry, itâs just a simple observationâŠ. anyone if they pay attention can see the age difference
poseidon: *moves his hand to flick his hair back over his shoulder* itâs not a bad thing
odysseus: *takes a breath in to calm down and then slowly releases it*
odysseus: we are- were the same age⊠physically at least
poseidon: *confused* i donât follow
odysseus: *looks at poseidon* during the 10 years it took for me to get home⊠i found myself stuck on a goddessâ island for 7 of themâŠ
poseidon: okâŠ
odysseus: *closes his eyes* caly- the goddess had full control over everything on the island⊠her magic influenced everything⊠including a mortal's ability to age.
poseidon: so you didnât-
odysseus: -age? yeah
odysseus: *sighs and opens his eyes* when i realised i wasnât⊠i- i-Â
odysseus: lets just say i didnât handle it well
poseidon: *blinks at this new information* oh
odysseus: yep âohâ indeedâŠÂ
odysseus: *looks back at poseidon*
odysseus: didnât you think it was odd that i looked exactly the same when we met again, almost 10 years after our first meeting?
poseidon: in my defence⊠i was angry and trying to kill you, i wasnât really paying attention to how you looked
odysseus: *rolls his eyes* i guess that's true
telemachus: uh lord poseidon? may i ask you a question?
poseidon: *happy to not continue his conversation with odysseus*
poseidon: *to telemachus* ask away prince of ithaca
telemachus: is it true that you gave achilles his horses balius & xanthus?
poseidon: *amazed at telemachusâ knowledge*Â
poseidon: not directly⊠but yes i am the reason he came to acquire them. you see i gave them to his father peleus, as a wedding gift for his wife thetisâŠ
*poseidon continues to tell the tale, and odysseus speaks with athena and penelope while more time passes*
*the meal is continuing smoothly as can be*
poseidon: *notices that odysseus has only been eating the fish. not touching a single bit of pork, beef or lamb that's also on the table*Â
poseidon: *who has continuously eaten all meats available*
poseidon: *to odysseus* is there something i should know about the meat?
odysseus: huh?
poseidon: *points at the selection of meat in question* what's wrong with the meat? youâve only touched the fish.
poseidon: if i hadnât seen the others eat it, iâd worry youâd asked your cooks to poison it or something.Â
odysseus: *raised eyebrow* poison wonât hurt you though?Â
odysseus: *pointing a fork at him* also, why do you care about my eating habits?
poseidon: *frowning at the fork* i donât, iâm just-
odysseus: curious? poseidon, i thought you were the god of the sea, not curiosityâŠ
poseidon: *huffs* forget it-
odysseus: i canât
poseidon: *now his eyebrow is raised* youâŠcanât?
odysseus: *now using the fork to push the food on his plate around* i canât stomach eating lamb, pork or beef anymore
poseidon: *forever confused by odysseus* uh why?
odysseus: *gives poseidon a âdo i really have to explain everything?â look*
poseidon: *just stares*
odysseus: *once again sighing because of poseidon* well i thought youâd understand lamb⊠after the whole sheep incident with⊠your son.
odysseus: then after i escaped you with the wind bag-
poseidon: *rolls his eyes at the memory*
odysseus: we wound up on the sorceress circeâs island⊠where she turned my men to pigs.Â
odysseus: i managed to convince her to turn them back, but it now feels weird to eat pork
odysseus: as for beef, short story is my men ignored my warnings and killed the sacred cattle of the sun god⊠so yeah beef is a no go for me also.Â
poseidon: *wondering how one mortal managed to interact with so many gods on a journey to get home*
poseidon: *laughs at odysseus* and youâre letting that affect your eating habits? i expected you to be stronger than that odysseus
odysseus: *narrows his eyes at poseidon* oh just like how you let my handling of your trident, affect you into doing as i say?
poseidon: *now glaring back*Â
poseidon: *turns away from odysseus* whatever, more meat for me
*dinner continues, with telemachus asking poseidon more questions. poseidon loving the interest in him and telelmachusâ knowledge, answers the all the questions with surprising enthusiasm*
*eventually what was once a giant feast of food has nearly been cleared from the table, thanks to having two gods eating most of it*
telemachus: have you enjoyed yourself so far lord poseidon?Â
telemachus: *smiling* itâs been really fascinating and fun to learn so much more about you
poseidon: *almost letting a small smile appear on his face in return*
poseidon: *instead just nods* yes, it certainly has been an interesting & knowledgeable evening
telemachus: what about the seating, was it a good idea to put you with my father?
poseidon: *wants to answer no, but feels a kick from under the table. clearly from odysseus*
poseidon: yes, you came up with an ok-
odysseus: *gives another kick*Â
poseidon: -great idea
telemachus: *laughs in happiness*Â
telemachus: oh but i canât take all the credit
odysseus: *raises an eyebrow in curiosity*Â
athena: *who is sipping wine next to him*
athena: *slightly chokes* wai-
odysseus: *suspicious* son, you must make sure to tell us who else to thank for this
telemachus: *not understanding the bombshell heâs about to drop* oh athena actually came up with the idea!
athena: *suddenly nervous with the two very intense stares directed at her*
athena: w-well it was just a suggestion reallyâŠ
telemachus: no âthena! remember you said as itâs a family dinner, friends should sit with friends!
odysseus: *to athena with the fakest smile* oh athena, how considerate!
penelope: *who has been quiet this whole exchange*
telemachus: *as if he hasnât already unknowingly thrown one person to the wolves* but i of course had to run it by mother first, as she was helping me with all the planning!
penelope: *eyes have totally not widened*
telemachus: she said it was a great idea!
odysseus: *now to penelope* oh my dear wife, a great idea eh?
poseidon: *just chugs back his cup of wine at the revelations*
*after a awkward moment (at least for 4 of them) they continue on finishing the meal*
*eventually the food is finished and the dinner has come to an end, everyone has moved away from the dinner table and are now sitting on cushion chairs or standing around them talking amongst themselves*
poseidon: *looking out the window seeing just how dark the night sky now is*Â
poseidon: well this has been a lovely evening, but it is getting late and i have been away from the sea for as long as i can.
poseidon: *turning to penelope and nodding his head in actual respect* queen penelope, thank you for your hosting
poseidon: *without nodding at them* athena, odysseus⊠good night.
*before poseidon can turn to bid telemachus good night, the prince runs out the room*
telemachus: *yelling before he leaves the room* please lord poseidon, wait a moment! i forgot something!
poseidon: *turns to look at odysseus in confusion*Â
odysseus: *just shrugs also confused*Â
poseidon: *turns back to the door, telemachus long gone* uh sure.
*not long later telemachus runs back into the room dishevelled but holding something in his hand*
telemachus: *walks up to poseidon*Â
telemachus: *bows and holds out something covered in a silk cloth to him*
poseidon: uh-
telemachus: itâs a gift! iâm not expecting anything in return, and iâm sure you have better things⊠but i saw it and thought youâd like it
poseidon: *blinks, but takes the gift from telemachusâ hands*
poseidon: *carefully unties the silk cloth*
poseidon: *breathes in sharply*
telemachus: *not sure if that's a good or bad reaction* uh if you donât like it that's fin-
poseidon: *holds his hand to stop telemachus*Â
poseidon: prince of ithac-
telemachus: telemachus- sorry for interrupting. please my lord, call me telemachus
poseidon: âŠtelemachus. thank you, this is a very thoughtful gift.Â
poseidon: i will cherish it.
penelope & odysseus: *curious over what's got the god of the seas âcherishingâ something*
athena: *small smile as she knows*
*penelope & odysseus move closer to poseidon who is still staring down at his gift. once close enough they can see in his hand is a a handcrafted glass/crystal hippocampus*
*poseidon ended up wrapping it back in the silk cloth, and placing it in his chiton. He then thanked telemachus again and bid him good night & farewell. odysseus offered to walk back to the cove with him, but poseidon waved him off and told him to stay with his family*
#poseidon: *returned home back to his palace*#poseidon: *once again looking at the gift this time with a small smile on his face*#amphitrite: *looking at poseidon* whatcha got there?#poseidon: *stuffs telemachusâ gift into his chiton* uh⊠uhâŠMOLY?!#amphitrite: *raised eyebrow* the king of ithaca⊠odysseus gave youâŠmoly?#poseidon: this isn't from odysse- *cough* i mean; no⊠he didn't#poseidon: it's from his son.#amphitrite: *now both eyebrows raised in disbelief* the prince gave you moly?#poseidon: *panicking as he's the god of the seas not of lies*#poseidon: well they're descended from hermes⊠he practically hands out this stuff as you knowâŠ#amphitrite: uh huh... what ever you say husband#okay headcanon 1 - calypso said 'under my spell we're stuck in paradise' & to me this made me think well if she controls everything#then surely a goddess' magic can have other consequences like stopping a mortal aging. or extremely slowly aging.#once poor odysseus realises he wasn't getting older but his son and wife would be...he broke fearing he'd outlive them#calypso obvs doesn't also want the love of her life getting old/dying on her too#also credit to @rin-solo for this head canon too!#headcanon 2 - it actually happened while i was eating a burger. i thought man i'd struggle to eat any meat after all what ody went through#and so thats how that came to be! i believe he will eat goat/rabbit/chicken etc. but fish is easier with y'know ithaca being a island#so telemachus' gift has been revealed! i thought a hippocampus would be better that just a sea creature or horse. why not both?#also there will be a part 9...ody's revenge/punishment for athena and penelope's seating plan#but i need a small break after this monstrosity#odysseus epic#poseidon epic#telemachus epic#penelope epic the musical#epic the musical#epic: the musical#friends in higher places au?#nonsense thoughts
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So how many times do you think Victim tried to commit suicide after Mitsi's death, but never actually got very far because of the fear of potentially waking up back on the PC?
And how many times do you think he was so far beyond caring that he actually did try?
And how many times do you think Agent found him before it was too late?
IMO, all three are a non-zero number.
#I think he probably wanted to âjoinâ her at least once in those first few months and didn't see the point in continuing to live without her.#I also think that Victim probably self-harmed at least a few times because he didn't know how to cope with his emotional pain#I feel like after the attack Agent dedicated himself to Victim to an unhealthy degree in an attempt to make up for failing her#And I think that during that time Agent developed a sense for when things just felt âwrongâ with Victim#Like a sudden gut feeling that something wasn't right and that he needed to go check Vic RIGHT NOW#and 9 times out of 10 something would be wrong with Vic.#Either he'd be in the midst of a horrible grief-stricken breakdown; injured from SH; catatonic to the point of not eating/drinking#or actually in danger of dying from an attempt.#Victim would have just been an utter MESS in the first few months afterwards. Completely unable to function.#The only reason Agent can function is because Victim needs him and he cannot bear the idea of letting him down.#Agent probably also helped run Rocket corp in those first few months too because Victim wasn't in any state to do it alone#and might not have even known what he was doing because acting as CEO was probably more Mitsi's job than his.#Vic seemed to be more like a designer and builder of their tech than the business side in the flashback photos.#TL;DR: Agent has been Victim's sole pillar of support ever since Mitsi's death and I think Agent would literally rather die than fail him.#He will support Victim even to his own detriment#Because Agent cannot let go of his own overwhelming guilt and grief for Mitsi any more than Victim can.#Her loss is a shackled wrapped around their necks that will never let go; nor will they ever let it let them go.#Alan Becker#Animator vs animation#ava#ava Victim#ava Agent#tw: suicide mention#tw: self harm mention#Mitsi's death fucked both Victim and Agent up so bad and you cannot tell me otherwise
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everyday i think about the lost angst potential of rose finding out what she did to jack and i punch a wall
#i just#she wanted to save her friend so badly she didnt know how to control it#she doomed him to a life of hell and he spent so long thinking it meant something#there was some greater universe saving reason and no#it was just love. it was just an ACCIDENT#and rose doesnât know whaT SHE DID#LIKE CAN UOU IMAGINE THE GUILT#LIKE. THE CONSEQUENCES OF LOSING 9 AND HAVING TO ADJUST TO 10 PROVAVLY ALREADY HURT#BUT THEN TO KNOW SHE FUCKED UP SO BADLY SHE CANT FIXED IT AND NOW JACK IS STUCK#RELIVING HIS LOVED ONES DYING OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL TIME ITSELF DIES#jack harkness#rose tyler#torchwood#janto#doctor who
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My dad has finally been buried, by the way. I feel a little guilty for not being there & being with my family, and it's like was me falling last night & injuring both ankles a punishment for not going? lol. But for my mental health, I really really needed to avoid yet another death-related event and his demon wife. This weekend in Grand Rapids was such a fun relaxed good time, I really needed it and I feel a million times better omg
#it's pretty much been since my dad passed that i started having a lot of panic attacks & anxiety that i'm also dying#it's been especially bad since my bf's mom died in july :( like i KNOW i'm fine but it's like intrusive thoughts that i can't stop#i just really needed the whole 2 parents dying at the same time & dealing w/ their funerals + burials + memorials etc to be over with#i've completely felt like i've been losing my mind that my dad's burial got dragged on for 9 fucking months after he died#like thank god i can finally feel some relief that the entire situation is actually over with & i can move on with my life now#i really needed to get out of town & have a good fun chill time to take my mind off of all the death & depressing shit#i haven't felt like a person for the last 4 years and i'm finally starting to feel like i used to again#p
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#The Dragon Prince#6#Well hello beautiful followers I am not dead#I was just away and busy for a month#But now Iâm back home#And I am dying over TDP#Iâve been into that show since it launched⊠watched ATLA for the first time in 2018 so I knew who Aaron was#And I have been continually impressed by it#Every season gets better and better and better itâs amazing#My favorite characters are Callum Janai Amaya Terry Ruthari Zubeia Soren and of course Aaravos⊠and now Leola#I found out the season came out the day it did#I was just like âhm lemme check the tagâ and then saw so many new screenshots and the countdown acct saying â23 hrs for S7â#Then I went and watched the trailer that I was 2 weeks late to and was just BLOWN AWAY#But I was not home then so I had to wait a couple days#Then when I got home I IMMEDATELY turned it on#This season was stunning#Animation is so much better like the microexpressions and scenery and all that just omggggg#All the callbacks and development for the characters were done so well⊠Soren Viren conflict broke meeeeeeeeeee#And worldbuilding crazy like the Starscraper wowwwwwwwww#But yeah I immediately looked for Aaravos scraps and when I got to episode 9 it just broke me on so many levels⊠Raylaâs parents Runaan hgn#And Aaravosâ backstory got me crying in the club Leola didnât deserve any of that#Her stimming and Aaravosâ expert parenting the representation in this show continues to be the most meaningful in the business#So yes I had to draw something for him#I know his colors technically muted after he lost her but let me have saturated colors I love them#So yeah Iâm back⊠also got a fun surprise for tomorrow so stay tuned here!!
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"...Nine out of ten." || How hot is Luka? || @stellarcn
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A nine? Well, it wasn't that bad, honestly he thought much less of himself due to the scaring and being without a right arm. His fighting often worried others so he will gladly take the nine as a compliment.
#stellarcn#⊠»» come with me now i'm gunna show you how ă ă ( threads )#⊠»»  heart of gold passion of fire ă ă ( ic )#⊠»» a message from the underworld ă ă ( inbox )#// Luka isn't offended but I am LOL#// how dare you Stelle give this man a 9?!#// he saved you from being stinky#// I'm dying xD
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âguilt is one of dakotaâs biggest motivatorsâ :(((((((
#inconsolable rn.#oh episode 9 rolled :((#jrwilb#ash.txt#i got the patreon last week and now iâm listening to the rolled for ep 9 of prime defenders and Dying#i thought william was gonna be my Guy in pd but dakota is soooo.#iâm soso insane over him#anyway. heâs dealing w guilt for things normal kids donât have to deal w :( normal kids donât have to feel the guilt that comes w having a-#-party that leads to your home blowing up and your father figure being on deaths door :(((((#grizzly went off w his character and his comments abt him in rolled are Heartbreaking#i love how heâs characterizing dakota a lot#bigbig fan
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Actually tweaking bc in the little modern naruto au in my head that I'll never be able to write something about bc it changes every 4 seconds, I'm realising that I might have to make Naruto transphobic against Sasuke. Purely bc Naruto was canonically transphobic against an armadillo.
Anyways that's how my day is going hbu.
#See the thing his he was already slightly homophobic but when Sasuke pre transition came out as lesbian Naruto started to like understand#Then team seven went to a pride parade and actually being gay looks sick asf and then Naruto had a Pan awakening arc#But now I realise that be probably won't be as immediately accepting of Sasuke going from ftm#But because its Sasuke he's trying hard to understand but he just kinda doesn't#Sigh I'll just have to get killer B to knock some sense into him#Then Sakura; bc heterosexual SasuSaku may be a cool ship but lesbian SasuSaku is my roman empire and it makes for such a nicer ship#Modern basic Ssk got together in like uni off and on but Modern cool Ssk have been in love since Sakura said when she became a doctor#she'd create a genderswitchinator for him when they were like 9 watching Phineus and Ferb#Then Naruto very confused said âbut Sakura you can't switch genders [Deadname]'s a girlâ then he and Sakura started arguing#And Sasuke had a crisis that sent him back a few years#I'm actually writing too much I think about this too much probably#Sigh if only I had the motivation to write a 300k long fic about modern Naruto...#No one would read it but It would probably be very fun to do#Naruto#uchiha sasuke#naruto shippuden#Naruto uzumaki#I already have the arc where Sasukes parents and family struggle with understanding him not Naruto too#But then again it IS Naruto so he'd probably get over it faster than other people#But oooohh I'll probably have to think about him actually saying some really harmful things to Sasuke on accident#UGH can they never have something nice for fucking ONCE#Its always âSasuke has extreme dismorphia and self hatred from being raised very traditionallyâ or âSakura has an ED bc the beauty standard#In modernJapan are probably way way worse than in a world where they're all ninja focusing on not dying and Sakura already had a bad view#on her body THEN so imagine her now"#But it's never âteam seven go out on a field trip and NO ONE gets hit by a truckâ#modern naruto#Moldy-flowers
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okay so I've got to make another appointment w the gp, it should only take what.. 3 weeks? 4?
#a telephone appointment having a 2 week waiting list... girl#<- this was last time but like. who knows now what with all the flu jabs etc etc#I'm kind of dying because i went to the gp for my eczema and got prescribed a rrly strong steroid gel#and then i had to go to 7 (seven) different pharmacies in order to find one that actually had it#because apparently steroid creams are rrly rare atm?? like they literally cannot order them in???#and then when i finally found the one pharmacy that had it i had to call my og pharmacy under the gp#because even though he said he had released it so i could pick it up elsewhere. he had not#lol#ANYWAYS#i used the gel for 10 days and my hands were beautiful (if only a tad dry) and they didnt itch at all!!#and then here i am. 4/5 days after i stopped using the gel#and the red itchy grossness is already back and i kind of wish i was ****#I DONT NEED THIS RIGHT NOW BESTIE#like yeah maybe the stress isnt helping#but how could my stress levels 7 months ago possibly even compare to how they are now#like.... it just doesnt compute#so HOW HAVE I HAD THIS SHIT ON MY HANDS FOR LIKE 9 MONTHS đđđđđđđ#kill me pleaseeeeee#it's kind of. insane#and rage inducing#anyways....#em talks#tag talk
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when someone wildly misinterprets one of your favorite songs
#âkill all your friends is about a guy killing his friends to see a girlâ WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN????#HOW DO YOU GET THAT AT ALL???#THE MEANING OF THE SONG COULDNT BE ANY FUCKING CLEARER??????#its about a guy dying in a hospital and âfriendsâ he hasn't seen in 8/9/10 years coming to visit him to make themselves feel better#the song is v clearly saying âfuck you i havent seen you in years and you visit me now? im fucking dying and all you care about is yourself#rant over but im still seething
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hhhh iâm scared
#house season 2 episode 2#weird vibes. kinda? not really?#but . agguhh#a dying 9 yo cancer patient asked chase to kiss her since she never kissed anyone before and he was reluctant but didnât#and now theyâre talking abt her possibly having an std and chase is very insistent she doesnât but house gave him a funny look#AND NOW ITS GONNA BE. AUGH. THE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENTâŠ
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Next week is Klaus' 10th birthday, and I'm in such disbelief. where did the time go
#my baby boy is almost officially a senioooor#I've never had a cat long to enough to see them into old age#as in my fam would have to get rid of our cats because the office threatened eviction because we weren't allowed to have em#but now we're in a place where we can have cats so I can keep my babies for as long as they both shall live#Mummas will be 9 in March approximately so that 2 nearly senior cats living with me#its amazing but also worriestf out of me#I should start a savings fund in case Klaus needs future medical care#because rn I could not afford for him to get sick#he's in perfect health rn thankfully tho#but now I'm going to be constantly anxious and worried that something will happen to him#like what if he gets cancer? like lung cancer because my fam are severely heavy smokers#or what if he gets a tumor or he develops diabetes#or what if he has a stroke or develops some kind of disease in one of his organs#or what if he loses his balance and falls off the couch and injures himself to the point of no recovery like my brother's cat boo#I love Klaus so much I hope I get to have him with me happy and healthy for another decade#I can't handle losing him#I don't think I would be as sad about it as I was for my past cats like Nachos or Dusty or Peanut. because they were all so young#Dusty being the youngest cat I lost and Peanut potentially dying in the worst way#(my fam left Peanut out in the fuckinh woods because they somehow thought he'd have a better chance at living than in a shelter#where he could be put to sleep in a matter of hours after surrendering him#vs in the woods where he probably got killed by a predator or died of starvation or parasites or disease)#but Klaus has lived twice as long as my other cats so far#and although his passing will crush me I can feel peace knowing he's gotten to be 10+ years old and live a long comfortable life with me#but he's ok rn so I should stop worrying and talking negative#Klaus is going to be 10!!! Stinky old man!! Ancient artifact looking mf!!#sam's rants about life#crazy cat klaus
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Trash Novel Chronicles: Villain System vs World - Riddle Rosehearts x reader
You have a guilty pleasure: trashy villainess stories. So when you die a frankly, humiliating death, and end up in one of the worst ones you've had the pleasure of reading, you're in denial. Then the villain system shows up. Well, there goes your second chance at life So what do you do now? Do villainous things and cause as much chaos as you can, of course. And maybe, just maybe, bag the male lead, Riddle Rosehearts while you're at it.
i had so much fun writing this, i hope you like it just as much!
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Youâve had a week. Not just any weekâa rough week. Work has been an absolute dumpster fire, deadlines have been chasing you like a pack of rabid wolves, and your responsibilities are piling up like a game of Jenga about to collapse. If someone were to ask how youâre doing, youâd just laugh maniacally and hope theyâd back away slowly.
So, when you finally make it home, the first thing you do is collapse face-first onto your couch with all the grace of a dead fish. After a moment of just lying there, contemplating whether adulthood is some kind of elaborate prank, you do the one thing that always makes you feel better: grab your phone and open up your webnovel app.
You scroll through your favoritesâah yes, the classics. Trashy, absurd, villainess webnovels that are objectively terrible but subjectively amazing. Youâre talking about the ones with titles like âIâm the Evil Dukeâs Twisted Ex-FiancĂ©e, But He Loves Me Now Because I Have Plot Armor!â or âMy Death Flags Mean Nothing Because I Can Charm My Way Out of Everything (And Also, Dragons)â.
Itâs like junk food for your brain. You know itâs not good for you. You know there are objectively better stories out there. But the drama, the ridiculous misunderstandings, the sheer stupidity of every character decisionâitâs beautiful. Itâs a hot mess, and you are the fly drawn to it.
Except this time, you somehow pick the worst one.
You donât know if itâs because your standards are already on the floor and this one somehow dug under it, or if the exhaustion has finally gotten to you, but itâs bad.
The story is all over the place. The villainess is cartoonishly cruel, like she wakes up in the morning and thinks, âWhat heinous thing can I do today?â But sometimes, you swear she doesnât even want to be that way. Itâs like the author just decided, âVillainess = bad,â and put their brain to bed.
The plot? Oh, itâs a mess. The villainess and heroine are sistersâthe real daughter of a Duke and the adopted, sweet angel who gets all the Dukeâs affection. Naturally, they both fall for the same guy: Riddle Rosehearts, some prodigy with a complex about rules, order, and justice. Of course, the Duke arranges for his precious adopted daughter to marry Riddle, and the villainess? She flips out, does a bunch of cruel things (of course), and eventually gets herself killed in a totally overdramatic fashion.
Okay, typical villainess plot so far. Nothing new there.
But the worst part? The treatment of poor Riddle. Itâs like heâs just a toy to be fought over. The sisters practically claim ownership of him like heâs a fancy handbag. Then, once the villainess is conveniently eliminated, the author gives Riddle this tragic backstory. Harsh childhood, crazy controlling momâyou know, the works. You brace yourself for the resolution, for him to rise above his traumaand find happiness.
Nope. His trauma is treated like a joke. Nothing gets resolved. Heâs just stuck in this gilded cage, with the heroine taking over as the new warden. And somehow, thatâs supposed to be the happy ending?
Itâs horrible. Itâs nonsensical. Itâs everything you could want right now.
You should stop. You know you should stop. But the sheer absurdity of it has you in its grasp.
And you don't even want to think about the love decagon. Yes, decagon. There are 9 men dying over this heroine who has the personality of rusty spoon.
You snort, your laughter echoing through your empty apartment. Itâs awful. Itâs brain-rotting, cringe-inducing garbage.
You love it.
The plot is hanging on by a thread, and yet, there you are, fully committed. You donât need quality writing, deep themes, or even consistent character motivations. What you need is to watch this trainwreck unfold until the bitter end, and youâll be damned if you donât see it through.
But thatâs when the universe decides to kick you in the teeth. In a sequence of events so absurd you couldnât make it up if you tried, youâoh, wait for itâdie. And not in some grand, noble fashion, either. You slip on some residual shampoo on your bathroom floor, and fall face first onto a tap. Ouch.
Really?
Out of all the dramatic, swoon-worthy ways to die, like saving a kitten from a burning building or sacrificing yourself for someone you loved, you went out like a fool. A shower slip. One minute youâre standing, and the next, youâre faceplanting like some poorly executed slapstick scene.
And then, boom. Everything went black.
Which brings you to now. You feel odd. The texture of the sheets beneath you isnât quite right. Theyâre silkier than the cheap cotton sheets you usually wrapped yourself in before bed. The air smells... different too. Not to mention, the bed feels way bigger, and youâre nestled in something way too plush to be your beat-up old mattress.
You bolt upright, blinking against the sunlight streaming through the room. You squint around and your eyes widen. This is⊠not your room. Gone are the band posters, the laundry in the corner, and your trusty alarm clock with the missing buttons. Instead, youâre surrounded by opulence: heavy velvet drapes, an intricately carved wooden dresser, and a huge vanity covered in jewels.
Your heart drops.
Slowly, you lift your hands. They are... not your hands. These are dainty, perfectly manicured hands. No chewed-off nails. No pen smudges from your hours of work. Just smooth, perfect fingers, topped off with the exact kind of expensive manicure you'd normally cringe at paying for.
No. Fucking. Way.
Frantically, you throw the blankets off yourself and scramble to the nearest mirror. What you see staring back at you isnât your own reflection.
âOh. My. God.â
Youâve been isekaiâd. Into a webnovel.
And not just any webnovel. No. The terrible one youâd been reading before your humiliating death. Youâre in the body of the villainess, the character who was basically a walking disaster from beginning to end. Not to mention, she was set to die a very messy, very public death within a few weeks.
âOh god. Iâm screwed.â You pace around the room in a panic, wringing your hands together. âHow am I supposed to survive this? I canât be a villainess! I donât even like drama!â
You glance around desperately for something, anything that will give you some semblance of control over the situation. This canât be happening. Maybe this is all a weird dream? You pinch yourself. Hard.
âOw.â Nope. Definitely not a dream. Just your reality. Fantastic.
Then, you spot it. A glowing screen, floating mid-air right next to your head.
The classic system menu, like the ones from every villainess isekai youâve read.
Except, instead of comforting you, this one makes you want to scream. Because in glaring red letters, it says:
âVillainess System Activated! Complete your tasks or face severe consequences.â
You blink. âConsequences?â
A new notification pops up, smug as hell. âSevere punishment will be dealt if you fail your villainous duties."
Oh, great. Youâre trapped in a parody of an isekai where you not only have to survive as the villainess, but also complete quests like some twisted game. Lovely.
You stare at the system menu. âThis is going to be fine,â you mutter, trying to convince yourself. âI just have to do the opposite of whatever got this chick killed. Just... stop being a jerk, right?â
But no sooner do you say that when the system blinks and pops up your first quest:
âSystem:Â Ruin Lady Heronâs Garden Party. Reward: 50 Villain Points.â
Are you kidding me?
You groan, rubbing your temples. âOkay, but hear me out,â you say to the system like itâs a person you can negotiate with. âWhat if I ruin it... with a compliment? Like, I tell her that her flower arrangements are so beautiful that she faints from the shock?â
The systemâs reply is immediate: âInvalid. Must complete task in line with villainess behavior.â
âOh, come on!â You pace the room again, muttering under your breath. âFine. You wanna play it like this? I can play.â You crack your knuckles. âWeâll see who outsmarts who.â
The next hour passes in a whirlwind of panicked planning. Youâve read enough villainess novels to know the basic rules: never do what youâre supposed to do, but always make it look like you are. Itâs malicious compliance at its finest.
So, when you arrive at Lady Heronâs garden party, dressed to kill (because apparently thatâs a thing villainesses do), youâve already concocted your plan.
The system wants you to ruin the event? Fine. But youâll do it your way. You compliment Lady Heronâs flowers with the fakest smile you can muster, pouring on the charm. You gush about her decorations until sheâs practically glowing, all while subtly steering the conversation away from the usual petty gossip that gets the villainess in trouble.
Instead of sabotaging the food, you pretend to be horrified when the catering staff makes a small mistake, swooping in to save the day and looking like a hero in the process. And as for the âaccidentalâ tripping of the hostâs dress that was supposed to happen? You deftly catch her instead, earning surprised gasps from the crowd.
By the end of it, the systemâs fuming, and youâre basking in the glory of having completed your âvillainous taskâ without actually being villainous.
Malicious compliance for the win, you think smugly.
The system didn't like your attitude and it wants it to be known.
"System: Next quest: Defeat the chicken in the garden."
No problem, right? It wasnât like you were going up against a raging dragon or anything. It was just a chicken. A harmless little chicken.
Wrong.
You found yourself standing in a dusty barn, staring down the most demonic creature youâd ever seenâa puffed-up, red-eyed chicken with an attitude problem. This thing wasnât just any chicken; it looked like it had gone ten rounds with a tiger and won. Twice.
âI canât believe Iâm doing this,â you muttered under your breath, rolling up your sleeves as the chicken fluffed its feathers like it was about to brawl. You eyed it warily. It eyed you back, and for a second, you swore you saw flames in its eyes.
"System: Quest update: âDefeat the Chicken of Doom!"
Chicken of Doom? You squinted at the thing. âYou couldâve warned me, you know.â
"System: Whereâs the fun in that?"
The chicken let out an ear-splitting squawk and lunged at you like a tiny, feathered fury. You dodged, barely, as it pecked the air where your face had been a moment earlier. This was no ordinary chicken. This thing had skills.
You scrambled out of the way, trying to think of a strategy that didnât involve you getting pecked into oblivion. âSystem! Any tips here?â
"System: Aim for the legs. Thatâs where the power is."
The legs? You glanced down at the chickenâs scrawny legs. âIâm pretty sure itâs coming for my face, not my ankles!â
"System: Well, you could always just run. But thatâs not very villainous, is it?"
âOh, you are the worst,â you grumbled as the chicken made another wild leap for your head. You ducked, grabbed a nearby rake, and swung it around like a makeshift sword. âAlright, chicken. Letâs dance.â
What followed was an embarrassing display of you flailing around the barn, trying to fend off this demonic poultry with a rake while the system laughed at you from the sidelines.
Finally, after what felt like an eternity of dodging and weaving, you managed to hook the rake around one of its legs, pulling it off balance. The chicken flopped onto its back, flailing wildly as it squawked in outrage. You quickly pinned it down with the back-end of the take, panting heavily.
"System: Congratulations! Quest complete. 50 Villain Points awarded."
You glared at the systemâs message. âI better get more than 100 points for this. I deserve a medal.â
"System: How about the satisfaction of knowing you just defeated the Chicken of Doom?"
You groaned, wiping sweat from your forehead. âNext time you send me on a quest, can it be against something less likely to murder me? Like a butterfly?â
"System: No promises. But look on the bright sideâyouâre officially undefeated in chicken combat. And you now are +50 Villain points richer"
âFantastic,â you deadpanned, finally letting the defeated chicken hobble away with its dignity intact. âJust what I always wanted to be known for.â
You walked out of that barn a little wiser, a little bruised, and a lot more wary of small farm animals. From that day forward, chickens were officially your sworn enemies.
Villain points: 100
You were still in denial that you were in that novel. But what's a better wakeup call than running into the main lead? The guy who the story revolves around, Riddle Rosehearts.
You had decided to take a stroll in the academy's gardens when a loud squeaking noise caught your attention.
Turning the corner, you stumbled upon a scene that confirmed your worst fears: Riddle Rosehearts, was hunched over a small enclosure, tending to a couple of prickly hedgehogs.
âWhat in the worldâŠ?â you muttered, leaning in closer. Riddle was meticulously checking their little habitats, his brow furrowed in concentration. You had to admit, he looked oddly cute.
As you watched, one of the hedgehogsâwho seemed to have more ambition than senseâdecided to attempt an escape. It made a daring leap right off the side of the table, and you could practically hear the collective gasp of the students around you. Time slowed as you saw the tiny creature plummet toward the ground.
No!
Without thinking, you launched yourself forward, arms outstretched, preparing to catch the little spiky ball of chaos. You almost made it, but instead of a graceful landing, you miscalculated and ended up face-first in a pile of fallen leaves, with a hedgehog landing right on your back.
Riddleâs eyes widened in shock. âWhat are you doing?!â
With the hedgehog squirming atop you, you tried to push yourself up. âJust⊠saving this little guy,â you said, glancing over your shoulder. The hedgehog seemed to be enjoying the view from its leafy throne, completely unfazed by the near disaster.
âAre you okay?â Riddle asked, half-concerned, half-amused as he stepped closer. You could see a hint of a smile tugging at the corners of his mouth, which was both infuriating and endearing.
âYeah, just a minor case of heroism!â you replied, attempting to sound cool while still half-buried in leaves. âNo big deal. Just saving lives one hedgehog at a time.â
The students around you started whispering, some trying to hold back laughter. Riddle, however, seemed genuinely impressed, his cheeks turning a shade of red that almost matched his hair. âUh⊠thank you?â he said, fumbling for words. âThat was⊠very quick thinking.â
As you finally managed to roll over, the hedgehog took that moment to scuttle off your back, plopping down on the ground with a little thud. You turned to Riddle, brushing leaves off your shirt. âYeah, well, itâs what I do best. Hedgehog rescuer by day, unremarkable student by night.â
Riddle blinked, processing your words while his face continued to betray a mix of flustered admiration and confusion. âYou⊠you look quite cool doing that,â he said, almost to himself, the words tumbling out before he could stop them.
You smirked, enjoying the moment. âCool? Well, thank you.â
Riddle opened his mouth, then closed it again, clearly flustered. âRight⊠um, thank you again. I usually prefer to do everything by the book, but you⊠you have a knack for chaos.â
âJust trying to shake things up a bit!â you replied, grinning. âBesides, whatâs life without a little excitement?â
His face turned an even deeper shade of red, and for a moment, you thought he might actually explode. âExcitement is⊠not exactly my strong suit,â he admitted with a seriousness that almost made you laugh.
Just then, Cater called out, âHey, Riddle, are you blushing over there?â
Riddle straightened up, all business once more. âI am not blushing!â he snapped, though it only made the others laugh harder.
You couldnât help but chuckle yourself. âWell, if it makes you feel any better, itâs very becoming.â
At this point, he was trying desperately to regain his composure, his usual dignified self crumbling under the unexpected twist of fate. âRight, well⊠um, thanks for your help,â he stammered, trying to pivot back to his hedgehogs as if that would restore some order to his day.
âAnytime!â you replied cheerfully, already plotting your next move in this wild webnovel world. After all, you might just have to become the chaotic force that turns Riddleâs world upside down.
As you left him there, you couldnât help but thinkâyup, you were definitely in that webnovel. And you were not hating it.
"System: New quest: Sabotage the dinner. +100 points"
Oh this was a quest you were willing to do even if the system didn't ask you to. All you need to do was question your darling sister's yapping and you'll be set.
The dinner is going about as smoothly as youâd expect a social gathering could in this godforsaken story. Which is to say, not smooth at all.
Youâre sitting at a long, polished table that looks like itâs seen better daysâprobably because it's held together by the sheer willpower of outdated noble customs. Your dear sister, the illustrious heroine of the world, is seated at the opposite end of the table, positively glowing in her usual self-absorbed way, surrounded by a gaggle of male leads that have somehow become entangled in her web of charm. Including, of course, the third male lead, a guy whose name you donât even care to remember, but who keeps giving you condescending looks from across the table.
Your father, seated next to her, is smiling like heâs watching his favorite child perform in a school play. Every time the heroine opens her mouth, heâs doting on her with embarrassing enthusiasm, nodding along like sheâs spewing pearls of wisdom when, in reality, itâs more like dribbling out some very glittery, very ignorant garbage.
âOh, Father,â your sister begins, in that overly sweet, almost nauseating voice of hers. âDid you know that dandelions are actually a type of flower? Most people mistake them for weeds, but I just find them so fascinating.â
You internally groan. Seriously? Dandelions? Thatâs the big revelation sheâs bringing to the table tonight?
Your father beams at her, his eyes twinkling as if sheâs just solved world hunger. âMy dear, youâre so clever. Itâs amazing how much you know!â
Ace, seated next to you, nearly spits out his water. You glance at him and catch the barely-restrained laughter on his face, which only makes you want to snicker along with him.
You give him a look that says "brace yourself."
You lean forward slightly, your face the picture of politeness, and say with a small smile, âWell, technically, dandelions are considered invasive species in most gardens. I suppose calling them âfascinatingâ is one way of putting it.â
Your sister blinks at you, clearly confused by the subtle jab, while Treyâwhoâs seated beside Riddleâhides his smirk behind a delicate sip of wine. You catch a glint of amusement in Riddleâs eyes as well. Even he seems to be enjoying this trainwreck.
The heroine, though, refuses to let her utter lack of botanical knowledge slow her down. âOh, well, I was just trying to emphasize how misunderstood they are! Like, did you know dandelion tea is supposed to help with digestion?â
You canât help yourself. âIs that why youâve been so full of it lately?â
Thereâs a loud snort from Cater, who quickly covers it up with a cough, but not before giving you an encouraging grin. Deuceâs shoulders shake as he tries to hold back laughter, while Ace is full-on grinning at the chaos youâre creating. Trey is still playing it cool, but you know heâs on the verge of losing it too.
Your sister pouts at you, her lower lip trembling like sheâs about to burst into tears. Oh, here we go. The waterworks. But honestly, youâre not about to feel guilty for calling her out when she practically walked into it.
âYou always have to be so mean to me,â she whines, her voice wobbling dramatically. âI was just trying to have a nice conversation!â
Your father, predictably, jumps to her defense. âNow, now,â he says, giving you a stern look. âThereâs no need to be so harsh with your sister.â
Harsh? Oh, please. If this is what he considers harsh, he clearly hasnât spent much time around actual harsh people. Not that youâre about to say that aloud, of course.
âApologies, Father,â you say, trying to keep your tone as neutral as possible while still dripping with passive-aggression. âIâll be sure to keep my comments to myself next time.â You pause for a beat, and then add with a pointed look, âUnless, of course, theyâre about real flowers.â
Cater and Ace lose it, full-on laughing at this point, and Deuce isnât far behind. Even Trey is chuckling softly into his drink.
And thenâoh, wait, is that a smile on Riddleâs face?
It is.
Holy crap.
For the first time since this disaster of a dinner started, you see a genuine smile tugging at Riddle Roseheartsâ lips. Itâs small, but itâs there. And itâs directed at you.
Well, well, well, you think. Who knew Iâd get the tiniest bit of amusement out of the stoic redhead tonight?
Riddleâs mother, who has been sitting quietly at the head of the table this whole time, seems to notice as well. She raises an eyebrow at you, and while she doesnât say anything, the slight nod of approval she gives is as close to praise as youâre ever going to get from her.
Meanwhile, your sister has resorted to dabbing her eyes with a napkin, and the third male lead looks like heâs about ready to crawl under the table and disappear. Honestly, with the way his face is turning red, you wouldnât be surprised if he just bolted for the door.
As the heroine sniffles dramatically, trying to regain her composure, Riddleâs mother clears her throat. âPerhaps itâs time we moved on to the next course.â
You sit back in your chair, feeling rather pleased with yourself. Youâve always known how to work a room, but this? This was practically a performance art piece. A subtle roast of the dinner partyâs most insufferable members, all without breaking a sweat.
Trey gives you a subtle thumbs-up from across the table, Cater is still grinning like an idiot, and Ace is wiping tears from his eyes. Even Deuce looks like heâs enjoying himself more than usual.
And Riddle? Heâs still smiling.
All in all, youâd call this a successful dinner.
"System: +100 points"
Villain Points: 200
You reached a compromise with the system during a mind numbingly boring tea party. You were doing your best to sit there with a polite smile plastered on your face while your sister droned on about her latest dress, but all you could think about was the fact that there were probably better uses of your timeâlike, say, literally anything else. Maybe you could fake a sudden illness and make a run for it? Or trip over a conveniently placed teacup and disappear into the shrubbery?
And thatâs when you heard it.
"System: New QuestâMake it through this tea party without falling asleep. Reward: Not looking like a complete fool."
You almost snorted out loud, but quickly caught yourself. Great, the system is back at it again with these stellar rewards.
Gee, thanks, system. Truly motivating stuff.
"System: Oh, Iâm sorry. Did you want something better? How about I throw in 50Â Villain Points?"
Your eyes widened. Wait, 50 Villain Points just for not dozing off during this boring nonsense?
"System: Well, technically, you just have to stay awake. I never said you couldnât look bored out of your mind."
You grinned slightly, trying to hide your amusement behind your teacup. Youâre starting to grow on me, you know that?
"System: Likewise. I must say, I didnât expect someone like you to actually stick with me this long. Most people wouldâve either ignored me or gotten themselves killed by now. But you? Youâve got potential."
Aw, stop, youâre gonna make me blush.
"System: Iâm serious! Youâve got guts. You think outside the box. Youâre not afraid to bend the rules a little. And thatâs why Iâve got a proposition for you."
You leaned back in your chair, intrigued. Oh? Go on, Iâm listening.
"System: Hereâs the dealâIâll start giving you quests that arenât designed to get you killed or humiliated beyond repair. In exchange, you have to promise to actually follow through on them. And I donât mean half-heartedlyâI want 100% commitment. Deal?"
Wait, wait, wait. Are you saying youâve been giving me death traps this whole time?
System: Well⊠not death traps, per se. More like⊠character-building exercises.
I swear to God, system, if you ever make me fight a rabid chicken againâ
"System: That chicken was a necessary evil! Character development! But fine, fine. No more chickens. Only reasonable, non-lethal missions from now on. What do you say? Partners in villainy?"
You tapped your chin, pretending to mull it over. Hmmm⊠sounds tempting. But whatâs in it for me besides the joy of your sparkling company?
"System: Oh, you know, the usualâpower, influence, fame, and fortune. Plus, Iâll throw in some juicy blackmail material for when your sister inevitably gets on your nerves again."
Your grin widened. Now that is the kind of offer I canât refuse.
"System: Thatâs the spirit! Now, first mission as my official partner: Sabotage your sisterâs next grand entrance. Nothing too catastrophicâjust a little stumble, maybe some ruffled feathers. Keep it classy."
And just like that, you and the system were officially besties. It was weirdly comforting knowing you had a sarcastic AI watching your backâand occasionally messing with your enemies. Sure, it mightâve been the weirdest friendship ever forged in the history of villainy, but hey, youâd take it. Youâd never be bored again with this delightful chaos agent in your corner.
As you left the tea party with your head held high, the system chimed in one last time.
"System: By the way, next time your sister brags about her shoes? âAccidentallyâ mention that those went out of fashion last season."
You smirked. Oh, system, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
+50 points, + 1 extremely powerful ally.
Villain points: 250
It was supposed to be a peaceful afternoon. You had gone into the library looking for a quiet place to relax after a long day of trying to stay out of family drama. But of course, there was Riddle, hunched over a mountain of books with his hands gripping his hair like it had personally wronged him. Not to mention, your sister was sitting nearby, yammering on about⊠something. Something that was definitely not helping Riddleâs clear state of panic.
As soon as you walked in, your eyes locked with his, and in that instant, you could practically hear his brain screaming for help. It was a silent plea, one you couldnât ignore.
With a sigh and a bit of a smirk, you sauntered over, interrupting your sisterâs endless tirade about her latest frivolous pursuit. âOh, there you are! Iâve been looking everywhere for you,â you said brightly, grabbing Riddle by the arm and pulling him up from his chair before he could protest.
Your sister blinked at you, clearly thrown off by your sudden intrusion. âExcuse me, we were in the middle of an important conversationââ
âWere you though?â You raised an eyebrow. âIâm pretty sure Riddle needs a break. Heâs been studying for hours, right?â You didnât wait for an answer, instead giving Riddle a quick nudge. âCome on, letâs get some fresh air.â
To your relief (and amusement), Riddle offered no resistance, letting you whisk him away from the library and your sisterâs insufferable voice.
Once you were safely in one of the quieter gardens, Riddle sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. âI donât know how much more of that I couldâve handled. Thank you.â
âNo problem. Honestly, I did it for my own sanity too,â you chuckled, leading him to a bench under a shady tree. âBut seriously, you look like you havenât slept in days.â
Riddleâs face flushed a bit as he glanced away. âIâve been⊠focused. Thereâs a lot to cover.â
âYeah, I can see that,â you replied dryly, nudging him to sit down. âBut if you donât rest, youâre going to burn out. Even someone like you canât run on fumes forever.â
He hesitated for a moment but eventually sat down, clearly too tired to argue. âI suppose youâre rightâŠâ
Riddle leaned back against the bench, his eyes fluttering closed for just a moment. You thought heâd sit there for a few minutes, maybe catch his breath, and thatâd be it.
Except he didnât just catch his breath.
Nope.
Instead, Riddle Rosehearts, the pristine, perfectly poised model student⊠fell asleep on your shoulder.
And you? You froze.
Oh no.
Oh God.
What do I do?!
Your mind spiraled as you sat there, staring at the top of his bright red head resting comfortably against you. You were acutely aware of the warmth of his body pressed against your side, his quiet, steady breathing, the softness of his hairâ
Wait. Why is his hair so soft? Itâs like spun silk.
Does he use some kind of magic conditioner? Should I ask him for hair care tips?
No, focus! Focus!
You peeked down at him again, and he looked so peaceful, his usual stern expression completely relaxed. You could feel your heart racing, and the logical part of your brain screamed at you to keep it together, but the other halfâthe half that was currently hyper-aware of Riddleâs head resting on your shoulderâwas completely losing it.
Is this what bliss feels like? Is this how people write poems? âOh Riddle, how thou art like the setting sun, warm and brilliant yetâWAIT, what am I thinking?! I am losing my mind! THIS IS BAD!
But also⊠very, very good?
You glanced around nervously, wondering if someone might see this. Would this look weird to people? Am I weird for not moving? I canât move. Heâs asleep. If I move, heâll wake up and think Iâm a weirdo for staying so still and letting him nap on me like this. Oh God, what if he thinks Iâm weird?!
But even as your brain launched into a full-blown existential crisis, you couldnât deny how nice this felt. Riddle looked so softâso vulnerableâand for once, he wasnât burdened by the weight of expectations or responsibilities. He was just⊠Riddle. And that made something inside you feel oddly tender.
Your gaze softened as you looked at him. Maybe this isn't so bad. Maybe I could get used to this. Maybeâ
Then, without warning, Riddle stirred, shifting slightly before blinking his eyes open. He looked groggy for a second, but as soon as he realized where he wasâwhere you wereâhis entire face turned scarlet.
âAh!â he gasped, jerking upright. âIâ! I didnât mean toâ! Iâ!â
You blinked at him, trying very hard to pretend that you hadnât just gone through a whole mental rollercoaster while he was napping. âUh⊠itâs fine. You were tired. Happens to the best of us.â
He quickly straightened his uniform, flustered beyond belief. âThat was⊠highly inappropriate. I apologize. You must think Iâm terribly uncouth.â
âNah,â you said with a grin, waving him off. âYouâre a hard worker. Even someone like you deserves a break.â
Riddle looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die of embarrassment. âStill, I shouldnât haveâ"
You laughed and patted his shoulder. âRelax. It was kinda cute, honestly.â
He looked at you with wide eyes, his blush deepening. âC-cute?â
Realizing what you just said, your face turned bright red. âUh, yeah, like⊠in a respectable, admirable way, obviously! Because, you know, falling asleep is⊠healthy⊠and stuff.â
From behind you, you heard Aceâs familiar snicker, and you turned to see him and Deuce standing there, both of them with identical grins.
âYouâre totally simping,â Ace teased, wiggling his eyebrows.
You groaned, burying your face in your hands. âOh my God, go away.â
Riddle coughed, straightening his back and trying very hard to regain his composure. âAhem. I think Iâll⊠return to my studies. Thank you again for helping me earlier.â
He stood up, still looking mildly mortified, but as he walked away, you caught the faintest smile on his lips.
Ace elbowed you with a grin. âYouâve got it bad.â
âShut up,â you grumbled, your face still burning as you watched Riddle leave.
But deep down, you couldnât stop smiling either.
You sit at the breakfast table, staring at the notification hovering just above your coffee.
"System: New Quest: Get your sister to humiliate herself in front of the Empress. Reward: 100 Villain Points."
Your sister, ever the radiant queen of smugness, lounges at the other end, flipping her hair like sheâs about to step onto a runway. Her latest self-important monologue about being 'practically irreplaceable' in the Empressâs inner circle grates at your nerves.
âWhatâs with the face?â Ace flops into the seat next to you, raising an eyebrow at your sudden, murderous glare.
Deuce, ever the responsible one, follows, setting down his tray with a clink. âYou alright? Youâve been quiet.â
You groan, rubbing your temples. âI got stuck with⊠a task.â
Ace snickers. âWhat, the worldâs worst chore or something?â
You glance at your sister, now preening at her reflection in a spoon, and mutter, âWorse. I need to make her humiliate herself in front of the Empress.â
Both Ace and Deuce freeze, staring at you in disbelief.
Ace nearly snorts his drink. âYouâwait, what? You have to do that?â His eyes practically light up. âThatâs hilarious.â
Deuce, always the voice of reason, frowns. âWhy do you need to do that? That sounds kinda⊠extreme.â
You sigh, trying to keep it vague. âLetâs just say... itâs a long story. But trust me, itâll be worth it.â
Ace leans back, grinning like heâs just been given front-row tickets to the chaos. âOh, I am so in. We have to take down the drama queen? Say no more.â
Deuce hesitates, but after a glance at your sisterâwhoâs loudly bragging about her upcoming meeting with the Empressâhe sighs. âI guess if itâs for a good cause... she could use a little humility.â
âPerfect.â You clap your hands together, a plan already forming. âBut it has to look natural. No obvious sabotage.â
Ace smirks. âYou say that like Iâm not an expert in âsubtle.ââ
The banquet is set in a lavish garden, with your sister already dressed in the most elaborate gown she could find. She looks like sheâs ready to steal the spotlightâand she fully intends to. But youâre three steps ahead. As you, Ace, and Deuce trail behind her, you start whispering the plan. âShe always does that thing where she stands up to give a toast in front of everyone, right?â
Deuce nods. âYeah, she loves being the center of attention.â
You glance at Ace. âThink you can handle making sure her âcenter of attentionâ moment doesnât go as planned?â
Ace grins wickedly. âLeave it to me.â
Your sister, in all her glittering glory, steps up to the platform. The Empress and her courtiers watch on, curious, while your sister clears her throat, preparing to launch into one of her legendary speeches.
Ace winks at you, positioning himself near the platformâs support. With the lightest nudge, it shifts, just enough to unbalance your sister. As she stands, her heel catches on the uneven surface.
Her eyes widen. âWhaâ?â
And down she goes, arms flailing dramatically as she tumbles straight into a nearby fountain.
Thereâs a collective gasp from the crowd, and the Empress looks mildly surprised as water splashes everywhere. Your sister, soaked and sputtering, looks utterly mortified.
Ace bites his lip to keep from laughing. âOops.â
Deuce winces but nods. âWell... that worked.â
You canât help the satisfied smirk tugging at your lips as your system pings again.
"System: Quest Complete. Reward: 100 Villain Points."
âPerfect,â you murmur under your breath, already thinking about the next quest.
As your sister sputters her way out of the fountain, dripping wet and desperately trying to regain her composure, the crowd falls into an awkward silence. You can practically hear her brain scrambling to salvage the moment.
She forces a bright smile, pushing wet hair out of her face. âWell, that was⊠unexpected,â she says, laughing nervously. âI suppose even the most poised among us can have a moment of... gracelessnessâ
The Empress raises a perfectly arched brow, but remains silent, watching with a cool, unreadable expression.
Your sister, in her panic, decides to fill the silence with her usual brand of arrogance. âIâm sure someone will fix that platform,â she says, waving a hand dismissively at the servants. âHonestly, who would set up something so poorly constructed? I couldâve been seriously hurt!â She glances at the Empress and adds, in a misguided attempt to flatter, âBut of course, I suppose even the Empressâs court isnât immune to suchâŠÂ minor mistakes.â
Ace and Deuce both freeze. Your stomach drops.
The Empressâs lips tighten just slightly, a subtle but dangerous shift. âMinor mistakes?â she repeats, her voice icy and sharp.
Your sister, utterly clueless, laughs again, louder this time, still trying to brush it off. âOh, of course, not your fault, Your Majesty. Iâm sure your staff just⊠overlooked something. It happens, right?â
The crowdâs collective inhale is deafening. Even Deuce slaps a hand to his forehead, muttering, âOh noâŠâ
Ace looks like heâs about to choke trying to hold back his laughter. âSheâs done,â he whispers gleefully.
The Empress finally stands, her gaze narrowing on your sister. âI assure you,â she says with a smile that doesnât reach her eyes, âsuch oversights are very rare in my court.â
Your sister opens her mouth to respond, but thereâs no coming back from this. The Empress has already turned away, addressing one of her advisors with a wave of dismissal. Your sister is left standing there, soaked and utterly humiliated, in front of everyone.
As the system pings again in your headâ "System:Â Bonus Quest Complete: Cause a Major Faux Pas. Reward: 50 Villain Points"âyou canât help but smirk.
"Well," Ace leans in, whispering, "mission accomplished."
As you watch your sister fumble through an awkward curtsy, trying to salvage what little dignity she has left, the familiar ping of the system goes off in your head againâbut this time, it sounds... different.
"Villain System: Achievement UnlockedâTotal Disaster;
Reward: 50 Villain Points + Bonus Perk!"
Before you can fully register the notification, the system continues, breaking its usual monotone, deadpan style.
"System: Honestly..." there's a brief pause, like it's trying to hold back a laugh. "I have to hand it to you. This... this was beautiful. I mean, wow, top-tier humiliation. The look on her face? Priceless. I didnât think you had it in you to pull off such magnificent chaos so effortlessly. Not to mention the insult to the Empress."
Another chuckleâthis time, you can feel it reveling in the scene.
"System: You're really becoming quite the villain, huh? Iâm almost impressed. Well, because you've reached a new level of villainyâand honestly, youâve earned itâhereâs a special perk. You hit 1,000 points, and Iâll give you an out. You can get rid of me. Completely. No more schemes, no more quests. Freedom from this system."
For a moment, you can barely believe it. The systemâs offering you a way out?Â
"System: Oh, but until then, Iâm not going anywhere. And really, wouldnât it be a shame to stop now? Youâre on such a roll."
You shake your head, but even you can't deny the chaos was a little satisfying. Your sister, now the talk of the court, dripping with embarrassment, is living proof of that.
"What's up?" Ace asks, glancing at you. "You look like you just won something."
"Yeah," you mutter under your breath, smirking. "Something like that."
Villain Points: 500. 500 points to freedom.
The test results had come out earlier today and Riddle had topped it, as usual. But he was not allowed to come celebrate with the rest of you, which has led here.
Itâs late at night, and the manor is quietâeerily quiet, except for the soft rustling of leaves outside Riddle's window. You stand beneath the window with a strawberry tart in your hands, feeling very much like a strange version of a fairy-tale hero. Except, instead of rescuing a damsel in distress, you're here to sneak contraband dessert to an overworked boy whose mother monitors his sugar intake like a hawk.
"Riddle!" you whisper-shout up to the second floor. "Let down your hairâuh, I mean, your bedsheets!"
Thereâs a pause before Riddleâs head pops out of the window, confused but intrigued. "What are you doing out there? Itâs late."
"Shhh!" You gesture for him to keep it down, holding up the tart like itâs some sort of forbidden treasure. "I brought you a strawberry tart. Your mom might have banned it, but we live dangerously in this house."
Riddleâs eyes widen, and for a moment, you think he might actually tear up. "You... You risked sneaking a tart past Mother... for me?" He looks genuinely touched, and you can see the internal battle raging between his desire to stay obedient and his deep, insatiable love for strawberry tarts.
"Yes, I am willing to defy the Tart Tyrant for you," you say, nodding solemnly. "Now hurry up and lower the bedsheets before she finds out and decides to have me beheaded for dessert-related treason."
Riddle hesitates for just a second, but the lure of the forbidden pastry is too strong. After a moment, he vanishes from the window, only to return with a neatly tied set of bedsheets. He throws them down like some kind of serious, rule-abiding Rapunzel.
You take a second to appreciate the sheer ridiculousness of the situation, then quickly tie the tart to the end of the sheet rope. âAlright, here comes the goods!â You give the bedsheets a tug to let him know the package is secured.
With a little effort, Riddle pulls up the tart with the same solemnity youâd expect if he were receiving an ancient royal artifact instead of sugar-laden contraband. He gingerly unties the tart and holds it in his hands, staring at it like it's the most precious thing he's ever seen.
You then somehow use the bedsheets to get up there too. Wow maybe you are truly a fairy-tale hero.
"You truly are remarkable," Riddle says, his voice soft with gratitude. He turns his gaze toward you with such an earnest expression that you suddenly feel self-conscious.
You wave him off, trying to play it cool. "Eh, it's nothing. Just saving you from a tartless existence."
But instead of saying anything, Riddle leans down and, with the utmost care and sincerity, presses a soft kiss to the back of your hand, like some sort of old-fashioned gentleman. "Thank you," he murmurs.
And thatâs when it happens.
Your brain shuts down. Completely. Like someone pulled the plug on your thoughts and left you staring blankly into space. The only thing running through your head is static. You don't even register the tart anymore. Did he justâ? Did Riddle Rosehearts justâ?
You short-circuit so hard that your mouth moves, but nothing coherent comes out. âGuh... buh... uh...â Great. So much for playing it cool.
Riddle, ever the gentleman, doesnât seem to notice your malfunction, as heâs too busy taking the tiniest, most delicate bite of the tart, savoring it like heâs trying to make it last forever. "Delicious," he whispers, clearly over the moon.
Meanwhile, youâre still stuck on the whole hand kiss thing. Did that actually just happen? Did you fall into an alternate reality? Is this still the same planet?
Ace is going to have a field day with this.
"Uh, well... goodnight!" You finally manage to blurt out before spinning on your heel and power-walking away, almost jumping off the balcony instead of climbing down, mentally screaming at yourself for turning into a malfunctioning robot over a simple gesture. You hear Riddle chuckle softly behind you, a sound that somehow makes your heart do a weird little flip, and then his window quietly closes.
The whole way back to your room, you're fighting off the most embarrassing grin. Maybe this little night mission was worth it after allâshort circuits and all.
The next morning, you wake up to a new notification from your ever-so-charming system.
"Villain System: New QuestâMake the heroine cry and win the baking competition. Reward: 100 Villain Points"
You stare at the message, blinking. Make the heroine cry? Thatâs one thing, butâŠÂ win the baking competition? You donât even bake.
"System: Oh, did I forget to mention? The heroine has won every year because itâs women-only, and the original villainess didnât care about trivial things like baking. Now sheâs got a free pass to victoryâunless, of course, you do something about it."
You roll your eyes. Right, of course. But then, an idea hits you. Trey. Who needs to bake when you know the one person who could win with his eyes closed?
In this kingdomâs prestigious baking competition, there's one important loophole: while only women are allowed to officially compete, each contestant is permitted a single helper. Of course, most participants choose their helpers from other women to maintain the spirit of the tradition. However, thereâs nothing in therules that says it has to be a woman.
The heroine, ever the strategic darling, has chosen none other than the Sixth Male Lead as her helperâan aspiring nobleman known for his meticulous manners and refined taste. His calm demeanor and careful attention to detail make him a safe bet, and you overhear the heroine boasting that, with his assistance, her victory is all but guaranteed.
Yeah, not this year.
Instead of following tradition, youâve asked Trey to be your helper. Trey Cloverârenowned for his skill in the kitchen, and quite possibly the one person who could bake the heroineâs smug little plans into pie. The original villainess never cared enough to bother with this competition, which gave the heroine free rein. But now? Now she has to face you, and by extension, Trey.
And Trey Clover doesnât play for second place when it comes to sweets.
Later that day, you find Trey in the gardens, tending to some herbs. He looks up, giving you that calm, friendly smile. "Need something?"
"Yeah, actually. Thereâs a baking competition coming up," you say nonchalantly, "and I need to win."
Trey raises an eyebrow. "I thought it was women-only?"
You shrug. "It is, but I thought you could, you know, help me win."
He chuckles, brushing some dirt off his hands. "What kind of help are we talking?"
"Let's just say," you grin, "weâll be making a dessert so good that even the Empress and Emperor will swoon. And if sister dearest happens to cry... well, that's just a bonus."
Trey looks amused but intrigued. "Alright, Iâm in. Letâs see what we can whip up."
The day of the competition arrives, and as expected, the heroine is floating around the kitchen like she owns the place. You catch a glimpse of her smug smile as she arranges her ingredients, clearly confident that victory is hers.
Little does she know.
You and Trey work quietly, making an intricate dessert that smells so good even the judges start peeking over your shoulder. Itâs a delicate mille-feuille with layers of crisp pastry, rich cream, and fresh fruit, and the entire hall is already filled with its tantalizing aroma.
"Are you sure you want to go this hard?" Trey asks, smirking as he plates the dessert. "This might be overkill."
You laugh. "Overkill is the goal."
As the competition moves forward, you notice the heroine starting to fidget. Her confidence wavers when she sees your masterpiece, and by the time judging begins, sheâs outright glaring at you.
The Empress and Emperor sit at the head of the table, and when your dessert is placed in front of them, you watch as they take a bite. First, thereâs silence. Then, the Empress closes her eyes, a look of pure bliss on her face.
The Emperor leans back, sighing deeply. "This... this is incredible."
Even the Prince, sitting beside them, takes a bite and pauses. He leans in toward you with a subtle smile. "Such talent... A skillful partner would be quite the asset to the royal family."
You raise an eyebrow but smile politely.
"While I appreciate the compliment, Your Highness, Iâm not interested in marriage at the moment. My hands are quite full with other matters."
The Prince looks mildly disappointed, but the Empress shoots him a warning glance, and he wisely backs off. You can feel the heroine seething from across the room.
Then, Riddle, whoâs been observing the competition from the side, steps up to taste your creation. He takes a small, cautious biteâand his entire face lights up. His normally stern expression softens, and he looks so genuinely pleased that you canât help but feel a little flustered yourself. Who knew Riddle could be this cute?
"This is... delightful," he says quietly, and for a moment, you forget about the competition entirely.Â
"Glad you like it," you say, your voice a little softer than you intended.Â
Ace nudges you from the side, wiggling his eyebrows. "You blushing? Never thought I'd see the day."
"Shut up," you hiss back, feeling your face heat up even more.
Meanwhile, the heroine, who has been watching the whole scene, looks on the verge of tears. As the judges declare you the winner, she loses her composure entirely and storms out of the hall, sniffling dramatically.
Ace bursts into laughter. "Wow, you really made her cry, huh? Iâm loving this!"
Deuce, more concerned, pats you on the back. "Well... at least you won the competition?"
You smirk, satisfied. "Yeah, Iâd say that went pretty well."
As you leave the competition hall, your system chimes in again.
"Villain System: Quest complete! 100 Villain Points awarded."
"System: Iâll be honest. I wasnât expecting you to fluster Riddle like that, but hey, bonus points for making the Prince back off too. Well played. +25 points"
Villain Points: 625. 375 points left till freedom.
You had to do something about the funny little flips your heart did when you even dared to glance at Riddle and so here you were, dramatically declaring a âStrategy Meetingâ with Trey, Cater, Ace, and Deuce. You had even assigned rolesâlike some kind of overly elaborate battle planâbecause, in your mind, this was war. And the enemy? Your increasingly uncontrollable feelings for a certain redheaded, rule-abiding, perfectionist nobleman.
You stood at the head of the table like a general ready to command the troops, but instead of warriors, you had your collection of questionable allies. Trey and Cater were lounging comfortably, while Ace and Deuce seemed entirely too excited about the prospect of scheming.
âAlright,â you began, pacing in front of the group. âHereâs the deal. I think I like Riddle.â
You were met with silence at first. Then, Ace broke into the most ridiculous grin. âPfft, of course you do. Youâve been mooning over him for weeks now. Congratulations on finally catching up to reality!â
Deuce elbowed him. âHey, donât make fun of them! Itâs... uh... commendable that youâre so serious about it.â He gave you a sympathetic smile, like you were some kind of lovesick puppy.
Cater, who had been leaning back casually in his chair, gave you a teasing wink. âAww, our little villain is going soft. I guess all that sneaking tarts and saving him from certain doom finally got to you, huh?â
Trey, ever the calm and rational one, simply folded his arms and gave you a small smile. âWell, it makes sense. You two have spent a lot of time together. Heâs... a good guy. A bit high-strung, but good.â
You groaned, burying your face in your hands. âThis is not helpful. I need a plan, people! Riddleâs mom already thinks Iâm a conniving little troublemakerâhow am I supposed to make a good impression while also, you know... not being painfully awkward around him?â
Ace raised his hand dramatically like you were in the middle of a classroom. âSimple solution: you donât. Just be yourself. Heâs already used to your brand of chaos. Besides, you already saved him from his momâs sugar ban, so Iâd say youâre ahead of the game.â
Deuce nodded, adding, âYeah! Plus, youâre like, really smart and cool, so... youâve got this!â
âOkay, so,â Cater piped in, âin terms of strategy, you could always stage some grand gesture. I mean, Riddleâs all about tradition and propriety, right? What if youââ
Suddenly, a voice interrupted from behind you. âWhat are you all plotting now?â
You froze, spinning around to see none other than your mother, the Duchess, standing in the doorway with an amused look on her face. She had an uncanny talent for sneaking up on people.
âM-Mother! I, uh... itâs nothing serious. Weâre justââ
She raised an eyebrow, cutting off your fumbling explanation with a wave of her hand. âIf youâre scheming about Riddle Rosehearts, dear, you could use a bit more refinement. Fortunately for you, Iâve decided to assist.â
âWait, what?â You blinked at her, feeling like the ground had just shifted beneath you. âYouâre... helping me?â
She gave you a knowing smile. âWell, itâs about time someone showed that other daughter of mine what true charm looks like. Youâve always been the more intelligent one.â
âUh... thanks?â You werenât quite sure how to respond to that.
Without another word, your mother turned to the butler who had been standing in the hallway. âMake sure everything is in place for dinner tonight. And do make certain the maids are aware of our... little plans.â
âYes, Your Grace,â the butler replied with a subtle bow before whisking away.
You stared after him, feeling both flustered and slightly panicked. âMother... what are you planning?â
âOh, donât worry,â she said with a mischievous glint in her eye. âItâs nothing too drastic. Just a little adjustment to how tonightâs dinner will go.â
That evening, you found yourself at the weekly gathering/dinner, sitting at the long, ornate table alongside your parents, Riddle, his mother, andâunfortunatelyâyour sister, who was already droning on about some utterly mundane topic that only she could make sound self-important.
And then, the plan began.
The maids moved around the table, loudly discussing their work. "Oh, our youngest lady is always so kind to us, isn't she? Such a breath of fresh air!"
"Yes, yes," another maid replied with an exaggerated nod. "And always so intelligent! Did you hear how she handled that situation at the garden party? Simply remarkable!"
Riddleâs mother perked up at the praise, her sharp gaze cutting from the maids to you, her expression intrigued. Your sister, on the other hand, looked like she was about to burst a blood vessel.
The butler, who had been refilling glasses, suddenly spoke up as well. "Ah, I must say, our young miss has shown extraordinary grace and poise recently. A true future lady of the house, if I may be so bold."
You were mortified. Your face felt like it was on fire, and you desperately tried to shrink into your seat. This was not what you had planned. You could feel Riddleâs eyes on you, and you were certain you were about to pass out from sheer embarrassment.
Your sister, however, could not stay silent. âExcuse me?â she snapped. âI donât know what all this nonsense is about, butââ
But the maids and butler kept going, seemingly oblivious to her anger. "Indeed, I canât think of anyone more suited to such a role!" one of the maids declared.
Riddleâs mother hummed thoughtfully, clearly impressed by the blatantâand likely orchestratedâpraise. âIt is quite rare to find such well-rounded young women these days,â she mused, looking at you with a glint of approval in her eyes. âPerhaps I should consider the advantages of such a match after all.â
You nearly choked on your drink. Riddle, across from you, was staring at his plate like he was trying to become one with it. He looked both horrified and... pleased? Maybe?
And just when you thought things couldnât get worse, Aceâbecause of course, it had to be Aceâleaned over and whispered loudly enough for everyone to hear, âHey, at least you know Riddle's mom doesnât hate you anymore. Progress!â
You shot him a glare, but the damage was done. Everyone at the table had heard, and Riddleâs mother raised a curious eyebrow at you both. You could practically feel Riddle sinking further into his seat.
The dinner continued with more awkward small talk, with your mother throwing in subtle digs at your sisterâs lack of... everything, while you tried your hardest not to combust from sheer humiliation.
But heyâif nothing else, at least Riddle wasnât the only one who felt like he needed to escape to the nearest corner. Small victories, right?
"System: Quest: Make Riddle Say Something Mean to Your Sister. Reward: 100 Points"
The system pings you with the next quest, and you almost laugh out loud. Get Riddle to say something mean to your sister? The guy whose idea of an insult is reminding someone to follow the rules more carefully? You know thisâll be near impossibleâhis mother raised him to be the picture of etiquette and politeness.
But, then again, opportunity tends to strike when you least expect it, and with your villain system, those moments come with a bit of flair.
It all starts innocently enough: horseback riding. Youâre a natural at it, of course, and as you effortlessly guide your horse around the course, your sister glares at you from the sidelines, arms crossed.
"Oh, how shocking," she drawls loud enough for everyone to hear. "A masculine activity. How unbecoming for a lady."
Before you can snap back, someone else beats you to it. "That's funny, I quite like horseback riding too," The Empress says, her voice as polite as ever but with just enough edge to make your darling sister freeze.
And when Riddle adds that he also enjoys horseback riding, you almost snort. Of course, he does. Riddle would have to enjoy something that involves strict rules and perfect posture.
Your sister's eyes flicker toward Riddle, suddenly aware that insulting horseback riding is not the wisest move when he is within earshot. She stammers, trying to recover. "IâI mean, I didnât say it was entirely inappropriate. Itâs justâ"
You just stare at her, subtly challenging her to continue. And she takes the bait.
Sensing an opportunity to show off, your sister decides to prove sheâs good at it too. "Iâll show you how a real lady rides a horse," she declares, moving to mount the closest horse. The horse, sensing the storm of bad vibes radiating from your sister, immediately snorts and takes a few steps back.
âSee, even the horse knows better,â Ace mutters behind you, earning a chuckle from Deuce. You canât help but grin.
Your sisterâs attempt to get on the horse is nothing short of a disaster. Her foot slips, her balance is off, and the horse finally has enough. In one swift move, it bucks her off before sheâs even properly seated, sending her tumbling to the ground in an undignified heap.
For a second, there's stunned silence. Then, in true âsisterâ fashion, she gets up, furious and embarrassed, and hits the horse on the flank.
Oh no. She did not just hit the horse.
Riddleâs face turns redânot his usual "Iâm about to scold you" red, but the kind of red that suggests a leviathan-level insult has just taken place. "What are you doing?" he snaps, shocking everyone in earshot. Even you pause, surprised.
You quickly recover, barely holding back your grin. You can already feel the points tallying up.
"That was completely uncalled for," Riddle continues, his voice icy. "You should apologize to the horse."
Your sister sputters, clearly not used to being reprimanded by someone like Riddle.
"IâI didnâtâ"
"Violence toward an innocent animal," the Emperor chimes in from his observation point, his tone dripping with disapproval. "Disgraceful behavior."
The Imperial Princess, who has been watching with her arms crossed, gives a snort of laughter. "Well, clearly not everyone can handle themselves with grace on horseback."
Your sister looks like sheâs about to implode, her cheeks burning redder than Riddle's hair. "I didnât meanâ"
"Please," Riddle says, cutting her off with a wave of his hand. "Letâs not make this any worse for yourself."
The system pops up again with a cheeky little message.
"+25 bonus points: The system respects that level of carnage. Well done."
Honestly, even you canât help but respect the sheer scale of the damage your sister just managed to cause to her own reputation in a matter of minutes.
Riddle, whoâs usually the epitome of control, saying something that mean? The Emperor, the Imperial Princess, and the Empress all scolding her? Itâs a beautiful mess, and youâll take the points with a smile.
Villain Points: 750. 150 points left till freedom
Youâre lounging in the courtyard, enjoying a rare moment of peace, when chaos inevitably strikes. You donât know why you thought you could have a quiet afternoon without something going wrong. The universe must have you on its watchlist, and today, it decided to throw a wrench in the form of Deuce Spade sprinting across the courtyard, holding a goose under his arm like some kind of barnyard Olympian.
The goose then shows a surprising amount of athleticism and manages to pivot in his arms and jump down.
âGET BACK HERE, YOU FEATHERED MENACE!â Ace screams behind him, waving what looks like a loaf of bread. You raise an eyebrow, confused but intrigued. âUh⊠do I even want to know?â
âTheyâre trying to catch the Duchessâs prized goose,â Cater pipes up, appearing out of nowhere. âIt escaped from the coop. Again.â
You squint at the scene unfolding before you, watching as Deuce trips over a bush, while grabbing its tail, sending both himself and the goose tumbling to the ground, feathers everywhere. The goose immediately makes a break for it, flapping wildly in your direction. You canât help itâsome deep, misguided instinct kicks in. You blame your duel with the chicken of doom. Must help friends! Must catch rogue poultry!
You leap to your feet, determination surging through you. This is it. This is your time to shine. You throw yourself at the goose, diving for it like a soccer goalie saving the game-winning shot.
And you miss. Not just missâyou whiff it entirely. Instead, you skid along the ground, getting a face full of dirt and grass. The goose, clearly uninterested in whatever heroic save you were attempting, runs straight towards the nearby rose bushes, where Riddle is calmly reading a book.
âGot it!â you yell, trying to recover from your very undignified position. You scramble to your feet and sprint towards the goose, not thinkingâabsolutely no thoughtsâjust vibes and feathers.
âSTOP THAT GOOSE!â you hear Deuce shout, which only makes you run faster.
But then⊠things go wrong. Horribly, hilariously wrong.
The goose, in a feat of poultry acrobatics, launches itself directly at Riddle. In a panic, you leap towards them, determined to protect Riddle from the poultry projectile. Unfortunately, in your zeal to save him, you overestimate your athletic prowess, launching yourself way too high and way too fast.
You soar right over the rose bushes. For a brief, glorious moment, you feel like youâre flying. Like Icarus, youâve flown too close to the sun.
And then gravity kicks in.
You crash into Riddle, knocking his book out of his hands as you both go down in a very undignified heap. Riddle lets out a startled yelp, and youâre pretty sure your entire life flashes before your eyes in that split second.
When the dust settles, youâre on the ground, somehow tangled up with both Riddle and the goose, who looks mildly offended by this whole debacle. You can barely process the pain in your elbow because, oh noâyouâve just tackled Riddle Rosehearts in broad daylight. Youâre doomed. Absolutely doomed.
Riddle, red-faced and thoroughly flustered, pushes himself up, brushing stray feathers off his jacket. âWhat in the worldâŠ?â
âI, uh⊠was trying to help?â you say weakly, still half-sprawled on the ground with the goose now comfortably perched on your back, like some sort of bizarre poultry crown.
Before Riddle can reply, Ace and Deuce finally catch up, breathless and thoroughly amused by the sight before them.
âNice one!â Ace cackles, doubling over with laughter. âI didnât think youâd go for the full-on tackle!â
âYeah, wow,â Deuce adds, clearly struggling to keep a straight face. âReally⊠really brave of you. Or maybe just⊠really dumb?â
Cater, meanwhile, is gleefully giggling during the entire thing. "I canât believe you almost took out Riddle over a goose!â Riddle glares at them, cheeks still a furious shade of pink. âThis is not funny. Someone could have been hurt!â
You finally manage to sit up, the goose still somehow perched atop your shoulder. You look up at Riddle, giving him a sheepish grin. âUh, well⊠thanks for breaking my fall?â
Riddle huffs, brushing dirt off his sleeves as he stands. âNext time, please consider not risking your life over poultry.â
âAw, donât be mad, Riddle,â Cater teases, still giggling. âOur hero here just wanted to protect you from the fierce Goose of Doom!â
Riddle shoots him a glare that could melt ice.
Ace leans over, giving you an exaggerated thumbs-up. âHonestly, this is peak comedy. I canât wait to see the look on Treyâs face when he hears about this.â
You groan, already feeling the embarrassment sink in. âJust⊠just help me up, please.â
Riddle offers you a hand, though he still looks like heâs debating whether to scold you or just cry. As he pulls you to your feet, the goose squawks indignantly, finally hopping off your shoulder to strut away, victorious.
âSee?â Ace says, still grinning like a fool. âThe goose is fine. No harm done.â
âNo harm,â Riddle repeats, looking at you with a sigh. âExcept perhaps to our dignity.â
You canât help but laugh at that, your cheeks burning. âYeah, well, dignity is overrated. At least we caught the goose⊠eventually.â
Riddle shakes his head, a small smile finally tugging at his lips. âNext time, letâs leave the heroics to someone a little more... suited for it, shall we?â
You nod, rubbing your sore elbow. âDeal. But if that goose comes at you again, Iâm not making any promises.â
Riddle just shakes his head, turning away to pick up his book. And he takes your hand and ties a handkerchief around a scratch you didnât even realize was bleeding. You can still hear the teasing laughs from Ace, Deuce, and Cater echoing in your ears, but you canât help the grin that tugs at your own lips.
Yeah, you mightâve girlbossed a little too close to the sun today. But at least you made Riddle smile and he held your hand!(kinda) . And, well, the goose is still alive, so thereâs that. Small victories.
"System: Quest: Become the Flower of the Ball. Reward: 50 Points"
The system's new quest pops up with a glorious pingâBecome the Flower of the Ball. Easy enough, right? Except, of course, your sister has always held that title. The "Flower of the Ball" is not just the prettiest person at the event; itâs the one who commands the room, whose influence and elegance leave everyone talking for weeks. And you? Well, with Cater on your side, youâre about to change that.
First step: rumors. Cater helps you work your way through the gossip circuit like a seasoned pro. With just a few whispered suggestions here and there, you have half the ball convinced that youâll be arriving in something that will make your sisterâs dress look like an afterthought.
Next, your motherâwhoâs never liked your adopted sister, mainly because of your father's favouritism âdoes her part by pulling the strings and reserving the best tailor exclusively for you. Your sister? Sheâs stuck with second-rate options, fuming in the background. By the time you step into the ball, you look absolutely perfect. The dress is a masterpiece of fabric and sparkle, the kind that makes everyoneâs heads turn the second you enter.
Cater sneaks by your side as you walk in. "Nailed it, babe," he whispers, giving you a wink. "They're already talking about how your dress makes you look like a literal god."
And indeed, the whispers from the crowd follow you like a wave. Mission accomplished.
Your sister, of course, tries to maintain her usual position of dominance. Sheâs chosen the 7th male lead as her escortâa decision that reeks of desperation since she couldn't snag a higher-ranked noble. You, meanwhile, had originally planned to attend with Ace and Deuce, they were your closest friends after all, just to keep things low-key. But before you can finalize that plan, Riddle appears, looking composed as ever, and offers you his arm.
"I thought it might be appropriate if you accompanied me," he says with a shy smile. "Since my fiancée has chosen to attend with someone else this evening."
You almost laugh. Of course, she has. She likely thought it would make her look more desirable, but now it's given you a perfect in. Going to the ball with Riddle is about as high-profile as it gets.
Your sisterâs eyes widen the moment she sees you walk in with him. Her expression morphs into barely-contained outrage, but before she can say anything, another bomb drops.
Riddleâs motherâstern and poised as alwaysâleans over to one of her confidantes and just loud enough for you and your sister to hear, says, "Well, perhaps this arrangement is for the best. It wouldnât be surprising if we reconsider the sister for our familiesâ union."
Cue dramatic gasp.
Your sisterâs face twists in horror, while the 7th male lead stands there, visibly confused as to why heâs even part of this drama. "Whatâwhat did she mean by that?!" your sister hisses, shooting daggers at you and Riddle.
You smile sweetly. "Oh, who knows? Perhaps she just appreciates my company more."
Before your sister can explode, the Imperial Princess herself enters the fray. Your sister, still seething, is barely holding it together when she steps forward to greet the Princess, but her curtsey is sloppy. The Princess raises an eyebrow, looking unimpressed. "Hmm, interesting technique," she says coldly, her eyes flicking to you with approval as you execute your bow with flawless grace.
Your sister sputters, trying to recover, but itâs too lateâthe Princessâ interest is already elsewhere. The rest of the ball quickly follows suit, flocking to your side. Riddle, ever the gentleman, offers you a subtle smile as the room begins to orbit around you instead of your sister.
And then, like clockwork, your sister makes yet another blunder. This time, itâs with the cutlery at the dinner table. The 7th male lead awkwardly copies her, both of them managing to insult half the table in the process. Youâd almost feel bad, but honestly, theyâre making it too easy.
The system, naturally, is having the time of its life. "+25 points: Honestly, this is comedy gold. Extra points for the mess."
You flash a victorious smile, knowing that by the end of the night, youâll be crowned as the new Flower of the Ballâyour sisterâs reign well and truly over.
Villain points: 825. 175 points to go.
Riddle wasn't quite sure when it happened. Maybe it had been a gradual realization, building slowly every time he saw you speak your mind with that sharp wit of yours, or maybe it was something that had struck him like a lightning bolt during a moment like thisâwatching you hold an entire room's attention, bright and confident in your own, distinct way.
You were just so... you. The way you spoke, that glint of mischief in your eyes whenever you were about to say something cleverâit was entirely captivating. It was easy to see why people were drawn to you, why they wanted to bask in your energy.
Right now, you were standing near the center of the room, laughing animatedly as you shared some story with your friends. Your expression was full of life, each gesture adding color to your words, your smile lighting up the whole space. Riddle couldnât help but find his gaze lingering on you, taking in every detail.
And then, out of nowhere, you turned your head, locking eyes with him across the room. For a split second, he felt his breath catch. He should look away, he told himself. But he couldn't. He was rooted in place as you spotted him.
Your face lit up even moreâif that was even possibleâand you raised your hand, giving him an enthusiastic wave, completely unabashed. There was something so genuine, so utterly you, in that wave. Your arm flailed just a little, and you were smiling so broadly, so openly, that you looked a little silly. But it didnât matter.
Because, in that moment, Riddle felt something click into place. He might like you. He might like you quite a lot, actually.
Without even thinking, Riddle found himself waving back, a small smile creeping onto his face. He felt warm, a strange fluttering sensation settling in his chest. He probably looked ridiculous, waving with that soft, dazed look in his eyes, but he couldnât bring himself to care.
You gave him a thumbs-up, your grin widening, and Riddle had to stop himself from laughing. His heart was pounding in his chest now, a warmth creeping up his neck, and the realization hit him with startling clarity: you made him feel light. You made him feel... happy, in a way he hadnât quite understood before.
He might have spent his whole life avoiding this kind of chaos, but when it came to youâwhen it came to your laughter, your brightness, your way of pulling him into your orbitâRiddle found he didnât mind the chaos at all.
In fact, he was pretty sure he was completely smitten with it.
"Villain System: New QuestâHumiliate the heroine in front of the heir to the throne, the First Princess. Reward: 100 Villain Points"
You read the message and resist the urge to sigh. Your sister is a piece of work, sure, but the system really seems hellbent on making her your eternal punching bag. But hey, if the system insists⊠who are you to resist?
As luck would have it, the annual hunt is coming upâan event where the bachelors of the court go off into the woods to prove their worth, while the bachelorettes sit around and gossip like they're at an overpriced brunch. However, this year, the Imperial Princess, renowned master swordswoman and all-around terrifying person, has decided to spice things up by organizing a competition of swordsmanship for the ladies.
Before the hunt and the competition officially start, it's tradition for those not participating in the hunt to present charms to their loved onesâlittle tokens of affection and support to tie onto their swords before they charge off to slaughter things in the woods. Itâs all very romantic, except, of course, when itâs you and your friends.
You've prepared four charms for Trey, Cater, Ace, and Deuce. Mostly because you know these four will be fighting like it's a matter of life or death (because, let's face it, itâs mostly about showing off at this point), and the least you can do is give them something to remind them not to do anything stupid and die.
You hand them out one by one, and each of them reacts in their own, very predictable way.
Cater takes his with a grin, twirling it between his fingers like itâs a prize from a carnival. "Aw, thanks, bestie! Now I have no choice but to win." He strikes a pose, charm held up as if heâs already envisioning the animal he's gonna get.
Deuce just flushes, taking the charm with both hands as if it's some sacred object. "I, uh, Iâll do my best!" he declares, looking both touched and slightly stressed by the responsibility youâve just put on him.
Ace rolls his eyes, snatching his charm like youâve just given him an extra chore. "Ugh, seriously? Now I gotta win for you?" He gives a dramatic sigh, but you can tell heâs secretly proud, especially with the way he ties it onto his sword with a flourishâmaking sure everyone nearby notices.
Trey, ever the gentleman, accepts his charm with a warm smile, nodding in thanks. "I appreciate it," he says, his tone so sincere you almost feel bad about how unserious the others are. "I'll try to bring back something worthy of this."
You wave them off with a grin. "Just try not to get yourselves killed, alright? I donât need the guilt."
They nod, though Ace gives you a playful smirk. "No promises, but hey, if I survive, I'll owe you one."
Youâre not entirely sure if thatâs comforting, but at least they seem motivated... in their own, ridiculous way.
But then comes the surprise: Riddle. Normally, Riddle doesnât accept charms from anyone. The whole court knows he rejects them all, your sisterâs included, and itâs practically common knowledge that theyâre engaged.
And yet, as youâre about to turn away, you feel someone tug gently on your sleeve.
You look back, and thereâs Riddle, cheeks tinged pink, looking almost⊠shy? âI⊠noticed you hadnât given me a charm,â he says, his voice quieter than usual.
Your heart skips a beat. Riddle? Asking you for a charm? You quickly pull out an extra special one youâd prepared just in case, trying not to look too smug as you hand it over. âOf course, I saved the best for last,â you tease.
He takes it with both hands, his blush deepening, and carefully ties it to his sword. "Thank you," he says, the sincerity in his voice making you feel just a little warm inside.
The time for the competition arrives after they leave and naturally, your sister finds this whole idea beneath her. Women should be "gentle and poised," she says, like she hasnât spent the last three months practicing how to flutter her eyelashes in just the right way to ensnare the nearest man.
Then she makes a godawful comment. "I'm sure I'm better than everyone here anyways."
The Princess's eye twitches at your sisterâs comment, and you can practically smell the impending doom. âIs that so?â she says, voice calm but sharp enough to cut glass. âThen perhaps youâd like to prove it.â
Your sister blinks, feigning innocence. âOh, but Your Highness, you're a general, a dame, it would hardly be fairââ
âNo, no,â you butt in, already feeling the villainous urge rising. You smile sweetly at the Princess, âIâll do it.â
Your sisterâs eyes widen, and you swear you see a flicker of fear. âYou?â
âYes, me.â You roll your wrist casually, like this is nothing. After all, youâve been secretly training with your mother(a former knight) for weeks. And letâs be realâif you can endure her strict-as-hell lessons without fleeing for your life, your sister stands no chance.
The crowd of onlookers murmurs, excited at the prospect of some royal drama. The Princess smiles approvingly. âVery well. Letâs see what youâre made of.â
The competition begins, and your sisterâoh, sweet, naive, overly-confident sisterâstruts up to the sparring ring like sheâs about to breeze through this. She hasnât even drawn her sword, too busy preening for the audience.
The Princess stands off to the side, arms crossed, clearly unimpressed. âWhenever youâre ready,â she says dryly.
Your sister scoffs, finally drawing her sword with confidence that stems from absolutely nothing tangible.. âThis wonât take long.â
It really doesnât.
You sidestep her first swing with ease, and she fumbles, her balance thrown off. Sheâs clearly never sparred against anyone with any actual skill, and it shows. You suppress a laugh, offering her a mockingly sweet smile. âHaving trouble?â
Her face flushes with anger, and she lunges again, this time with less grace and more brute force. You parry her strike effortlessly, spinning around her and tapping her shoulder lightly with your blade. âPoint.â
The crowd gasps, and you can practically feel Riddleâs mother watching you with approval from her seat. Your sister glares at you, red-faced and flustered. âThat was just luck,â she hisses.
âSure,â you reply, twirling your sword for added flair. âLetâs see if your luck improves.â
Spoiler: it doesnât.
By the end of the match, your sister is out of breath, red-faced, and thoroughly humiliated. You, on the other hand, havenât even broken a sweat. The Princess claps her hands together, beaming. âWell done! I think that settles the matter.â
Your sister looks like sheâs about to cry, and you canât resist twisting the knife just a little. âMaybe next time, youâll think twice before insulting women who actually know how to use a sword.â
The Princess snorts.
By the time the bachelors return from the hunt, everyoneâs gathered around to see who brought back the biggest game. As expected, Ace and Deuce present their game to you: Theyâd both managed to snag huge wolvesâboth proud and slightly smug. Cater hands you his deer with a wink and a grin. Even Trey, with his calm composure, looks pleased as he hands over his bear.
And then, to everyoneâs shock, Riddle approaches. Heâs carrying what is clearly the biggest game of the day,a bear and a lion, and as he presents it to you, the whole crowd falls silent.
Your sister looks absolutely mortified. The other male leads, meanwhile, are either empty-handed or have brought back something pathetically small in comparisonâa rabbit here, a pheasant there. But Riddle? Riddle has the prize catch, and heâs offering it to you, her sister who just humiliated her in front of the entire royal court.
The center of attention, you smile graciously as you accept the game, thanking him softly. The crowd erupts into whispers, all eyes on you and Riddle. Your sister looks like she wants to crawl into a hole and disappear, and you canât help but feel just a little triumphant.
Meanwhile, the system chimes in:
"Villain System: Quest complete! 100 Villain Points awarded"
"Villain System: Bonus reward! 50 Villain Points awarded.
System: I wasnât expecting you to charm all of the top hunters into giving you their game⊠but hey, overachieving is such a villainous trait. Well done."
You nearly roll your eyes at the systemâs snarky tone. Of course it would reward you for accidentally out-villaining yourself. But hey, whoâs going to complain about extra points?
Villain points: 975. 25 points to go, you're so close.
It was a peaceful afternoon in the garden, one of those rare moments where you and Riddle had a quiet space to just⊠exist. He was sitting across from you, his face slightly softened from its usual stern expression. The hedgehogs nearby were doing hedgehog things, oblivious to the world.
"I suppose itâs something I donât talk about often," Riddle started, his voice softer than usual, like he was letting you into a part of himself he kept locked away. "My mother was strictâis strict. Everything had to be perfect. The rules, the grades, my behavior⊠there was no room for failure. Not even a sliver."
You nodded, already knowing this story from your countless hours reading the webnovel. But hearing it from him directly? It hit differently.
"I wasn't allowed to have friends or play outside. My entire childhood was about memorizing rules and doing things perfectly," he continued. His eyes stayed on the hedgehogs, but his expression grew distant, lost in the painful memories. "Every mistake I made was a punishment⊠every misstep was a disappointment."
You could feel the lump forming in your throat. Here it comes. The part that always got you while reading.
"But the worst part," Riddle whispered, his voice almost cracking, "was that I started to believe I wasnât good enough⊠not for her, not for anyone."
That was it. The dam broke.
You tried to keep it togetherâyou really didâbut the sheer weight of Riddleâs story, the pain in his voice, it hit you like a sledgehammer to the chest. You started sniffling. And then⊠it escalated.
Youâre not just crying; youâre ugly crying. Weâre talking snot, hiccups, the whole I-will-not-survive-this package.
And then, in between gasps, you suddenly blurt out, "I swear... I SWEAR, Iâll get revenge for you! No one will survive my wrath!" You shake your fist to the sky like youâre about to start a one-person war against his emotionally distant mother.
Riddle looks at you, eyes wide with shock. He hadnât expected this. No one had. Not even you.
"Are you⊠are you crying?" he asked, sounding both bewildered and concerned, because letâs face it, you were making sounds that werenât even human anymore. Somewhere between a hiccup, a wail, and a seal being slapped.
"Y-YES!" you sobbed, wiping your face with the sleeve of your shirt, which didnât help because now you just had tear-streaked sleeves and a snotty nose. "IT'S SO SAD!"
Riddle blinked, completely caught off-guard. âItâs⊠itâs not thatââ
By this point, you were full-on hysterical, tears streaming down your face as you flailed around in righteous fury. Riddle just sat there, completely overwhelmed. He had expected maybe a few words of sympathy, a comforting pat on the shoulder. What he hadn't expected was for you to declare full-scale emotional war on his behalf.
Riddle, for his part, was speechless. And also⊠redder than his hair.
He cleared his throat, shifting in his seat awkwardly. "I⊠appreciate the sentiment, butâ"
"No, Riddle!" you cut him off, wiping your nose aggressively with your sleeve again. "You deserve someone who loves you without conditions! And Iâm going to make sure the world knows it!" You stood up dramatically, only to trip over a rock, stumble, and fall back into your seat. "Ow."
Riddle, despite the chaos, couldnât help but let out a soft chuckle at your sheer determinationâand the fact that you were still crying while swearing vengeance. It was⊠endearing, in a very chaotic, unpredictable way.
You, however, were still in your feelings. "I canât believe your mom! Iâmâsniffleâgonna burn her rulebook. Watch me."
Riddle, who had started the conversation with the intention of sharing something personal, now found himself caught in a whirlwind of emotions he didnât know how to handle. But⊠somehow, through your teary declarations of revenge and your intense empathy, he couldnât help but feel something stir inside him.
He looked at youâyour face blotchy, your eyes puffy, your determination unwavering despite the fact that you were an absolute messâand he realized that you werenât crying just because you felt bad. You were crying because you cared. Like, really cared.
His heart skipped a beat. Maybe⊠maybe you were the kind of person who could see past all his rules and expectations and justâfeel for him. No judgment. Just empathy.
"I⊠I didnât realize it would make you so upset," he said quietly, a soft smile pulling at his lips. "But thank you. Really."
Through your sniffling, you managed to nod and offer a watery smile. "Itâs not fair. You deserve better, Riddle. I mean it."
And with that, Riddle found himself falling just a little harder for youâugly crying and all.
Itâs a regular afternoon tea party, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and your sister is⊠making out with the eighth male lead in broad daylight behind a rose bush.
Ah. Classy.
You had only wandered over to sneak a mini Ă©clair when you caught them. Whatâs worse is they werenât even being subtleâlike, they might as well have put up a sign that says, âWeâre Ruining Our Reputations Here.â
Shocked beyond measure, you accidentally let out the loudest and most undignified gasp. Itâs so loud that the entire tea party freezes mid-sip. Cups stop midair, all eyes turn to you like youâve just declared war on the empire.
âDid someone choke on a scone?â Trey asks, concerned, already standing to assess the pastry crisis.
You try to subtly redirect everyoneâs attention back to their tea, but itâs too late. The damage is done. The Imperial Princess, the Empress, the First Prince, the Emperor, Riddle, your parents, Trey, Cater, Ace, Deuce, and Riddleâs momâall eyes are now locked on you and the unfortunate scene happening behind you.
Your sister and the eighth male lead pop their heads out of the bushes like deer caught in headlights, looking horrified. The heroine, of course, immediately bursts into tears. âI canât believe you! How could you ruin my private moment!â she wails, mascara already running.
You blink. "Private? You were basically holding auditions for 'Romeo and Juliet' in front of the entire garden."
"Enough!" The Empress's voice cuts through the chaos like a sword. She glares at your sister, then glances at you for an explanation. You're about to open your mouth whenâ
"An outrage!" The Imperial Princess thunders, stepping forward with the grace of a tiger ready to pounce. "Is this what passes for decorum these days?"
Before you can even begin to process the incoming storm, your sister points her trembling finger at you. âItâs her fault! SheâSheâs been plotting against me this whole time! She wanted to embarrass me!â
You raise an eyebrow, utterly deadpan. âBy forcing you to lock lips with the eighth male lead in broad daylight? Wow, my plans are so intricate even I donât understand them anymore.â
Ace is snickering so loudly into his teacup that heâs shaking, and Deuce is doing his best to hold back tears of laughter. Caterâs trying to stay neutral, but even heâs got a lopsided grin.
Riddle, on the other hand, looks like heâs trying to create a new spell that will instantly smite him while his mother⊠well, his mother seems like sheâs gonna cut someone.
Riddleâs mom, the always composed Lady Rosehearts, steps forward, glancing at your sister with such a cold expression that you could swear the temperature drops five degrees. âThis engagement," she begins icily, "will not proceed. If there is to be any union between our families, it will be with someone more appropriate." She then turns her gaze to you. âSomeone like you.â
Cue a choking noise from Riddle, who looks ready to faint on the spot. His cheeks turn red as he stares wide-eyed at his mother, clearly having not expected this. Treyâs eyes widen too, but he quickly coughs into his fist to hide a smirk. Ace elbows Deuce with barely concealed glee.
âU-Um, Mother?â Riddle manages to stutter out. âWhat⊠what do you mean?â
His mother gives him a rather smug look, clearly having already made up her mind. âI mean that if this union is to benefit both families, it would be much more suitable for you to marry someone with intelligence, grace, and⊠a bit of common sense. Someone who hasnât made a public fool of themselves.â Her eyes drift back to your sister, who is now dramatically sobbing into her hands.
Your father looks like heâs just been hit by a runaway carriage, staring in horror at the scene unfolding before him. âLady Roseheartsâsurely this is a misunderstandingââ
Riddleâs mom raises a hand. âIf there is to be any marriage, it will be between my son and your younger daughter. Or,â she adds sharply, âthere will be no marriage at all.â
You stand there, blinking at the whirlwind you just caused by gasping too loudly at your sisterâs terrible decision-making skills. You glance at your mom, who has her face buried in her hands. But when she peeks through her fingers, you see the slight glint of satisfaction in her eyes. Sheâs pretending to be scandalized, but deep down⊠sheâs absolutely living for this. You know she's elated that you got your guy.
The Emperor himself clears his throat, trying to restore order to the royal circus. âWell, this is⊠unprecedented,â he says, diplomatically, though thereâs a slight twitch in the corner of his mouth, like heâs holding back laughter.
Your sister, meanwhile, continues her sobbing performance, practically flinging herself into your fatherâs arms. âPapa, how can they treat me like this?! You always told me Iâm the heroine!â
You try to hide your grin. âHeroine of a tragedy, maybe.â
âEnough!â Your father groans, looking utterly defeated. âYouâve done enough damage, girl.â
Riddle reluctantly speaks up. âI⊠I suppose Mother has made her decision.â His voice wavers a bit, and for a moment, he seems like he might collapse under the weight of all this sudden attention. But then, his eyes meet yours. And despite the chaos, despite his mortification, thereâs a small, shy smile on his face.
âYou,â he begins hesitantly, âyou wouldnât⊠mind this arrangement, would you?â
You laugh softly, glancing at the ridiculous mess that was this tea party. âHonestly? I'm quite fond of you so, why not?â
Ace lets out a snort of laughter, while Cater gives you a double thumbs-up from across the table. Trey just smiles warmly, giving you an approving nod. Even Lady Rosehearts looks somewhat satisfied.
The system, not one to miss an opportunity, dings in your head again.
"Villain System: New achievement unlocked! Engagement broken! Also⊠bonus points for making a royal spectacle of it. 100 Villain Points awarded."
With this, you're free from the system. Maybe it's time to retire your villain act.
You nearly burst into laughter at the absurdity of it all. But for now, you simply give Riddle a small, reassuring smile.
âWell,â you say, âguess weâve got some wedding planning to do.â
It was a grand banquet, the kind where you could practically smell the prestige in the air. The Imperial Family was seated at the head of the table, all regal in their elegance. You were just trying not to trip over your own shoes and embarrass yourself in front of the Empress again.
Riddle, of course, was the epitome of decorum. Every movement was precise, every word carefully measured. Untilâjust as he went to refill the First Princeâs wine glassâhis hand slipped ever so slightly. The tiniest splash of wine splattered onto the pristine tablecloth. It was so small you wouldâve missed it if you werenât watching him so intently.
But Riddle noticed. Oh, did he notice.
His face immediately paled like heâd just seen a ghost wearing polka dots, and his eyes darted across the table to where his mother sat. Lady Rosehearts was blissfully unaware, engaged in conversation with the Emperor, but Riddle looked like he was about to meet his maker.
You could almost hear his internal screams.
To anyone else, it was a non-event. But to Riddle, this was a catastrophe of the highest order. You could practically feel him sweating next to you, despite his rigid posture.
Time to act.
âOh no!â You gasp dramatically, standing up and pointing directly at yourself. âI canât believe I just did that!â
Everyone at the table stopped and stared, clearly wondering what on earth you were talking about. Even the Empress raised an eyebrow, a mix of confusion and mild amusement flickering on her face.
Riddle blinked, looking at you like you had just spontaneously grown a second head. âWhatâŠ?â
You plopped down a napkin over the tiny splash of wine, covering the evidence. âIâI accidentally knocked the bottle when Riddle was pouring!â you announce loudly, offering a sheepish smile. âIâm so sorry, Your Highnesses. How embarrassing.â
The Empress smiled indulgently. âItâs quite all right, dear. Such things happen.â
Lady Rosehearts glanced over at the napkin-covered spot and frowned slightly, but then she looked back to you and said, âNo harm done.â
Meanwhile, Riddleâs face was a mix of confusion, shock, andâwas that gratitude? He blinked again, still processing what just happened. His mother hadnât even glanced at him in disapproval, and now you were taking the fall for a spill no one really noticed.
As the conversation around the table resumed, Riddle leaned in close, whispering under his breath, âWhy would you do that?â
You grinned and shrugged. âBecause Iâve got a heart of gold, obviously. And I quite like you, you knowâ
Before Riddle could respond, Ace, who had been watching the whole debacle with barely restrained glee, leaned over from his spot across the table. âYouâre down so horrendously,â he said, just loud enough for you and Riddle to hear.
You shot him a look. âYouâre just mad you donât have someone as gracious as me taking the fall for youâ
Ace wiggled his eyebrows. âMaybe, but at least I donât go taking the fall for my fiancĂ© before weâre even married.â
Riddle flushed a bright red. âIâIâthis isnâtââ
You laugh, leaning back in your chair. âYou know, Ace, sometimes you just have to be a hero.â
âSure, âhero,ââ Cater chimed in, leaning in on the action with a smirk. âOr, you know, simp of the year.â
Riddle, still flustered, shoots both of them a glare, but you can tell heâs secretly relieved. The impending doom of his motherâs wrath was averted, all thanks to your impromptu performance.
With a small sigh, he finally mutters, âThank you,â so softly you almost miss it.
You give him a wink and lean back in your chair, feeling pretty pleased with yourself. âAnytime, partner.â
Ace nudges Deuce. âYou think we should get them âWorldâs Greatest Simpâ matching mugs for the wedding?â
Deuce shrugs. âI think itâd be cute.â
Riddle buries his face in his hands. "Please, spare me."
But the corners of his mouth are lifting, just slightly.
It happened when you decided to climb the academy's tallest tree. It was a brilliant idea in your mindâafter all, youâd just spotted an adorable sparrow nest precariously hanging from one of the highest branches. Rescue mission mode engaged.
The execution? Less brilliant.
You were halfway up, dangling from a particularly wobbly branch, when you heard a very familiar voice calling your name from below.
âWHAT are you doing?â Riddleâs voice was half exasperated, half astonished.
You looked down (mistake) and saw Riddle, arms crossed, staring at you with a mix of bewilderment and that very specific âYouâre in troubleâ look he usually reserved for rule-breaking.
âIâuh,â you stammered, âIâm saving the sparrows?â
There was a long pause. Riddle blinked. âYou climbed that tree for sparrows?â
âLook, I know itâs a bitââ
âThatâs the dumbest thing Iâve ever heard,â Riddle interrupted, running a hand down his face. âDo you even have a plan for getting down?â
â...Iâll figure that out later?â
Riddle pinched the bridge of his nose, muttering something under his breath that sounded suspiciously like âOf course you will.â
By some miracle (or the sheer force of your chaotic will), you managed to secure the sparrow nest and shimmy your way down without falling to your doom. As soon as your feet hit the ground, you triumphantly held the nest up, smiling wide.
âSee? Mission accomplished!â
Riddle just stared at you, mouth slightly open, as if he couldnât believe what he was seeing. Then, out of nowhere, he laughedâa soft, bewildered laugh that grew louder the more he looked at you, dirt-covered and grinning like an idiot.
âYouâŠâ he started, shaking his head with a small, fond smile, âYouâre such an idiot.â
You blinked, caught off guard by his words. âIâhey!â
âNo, really,â he continued, stepping closer, eyes full of amusement. âYouâre reckless and absurd and you do things like climbing trees to save sparrows and covering for me in front of the imperial family without thinking it through.â
You frowned, feeling a bit defensive. âWell, someone has toââ
âAnd yetâŠâ His voice softened, and suddenly he was close, much closer than you expected. His gaze locked onto yours, and you felt your heart skip a beat. âAnd yet⊠I donât think I could imagine my life without you.â
Your brain took a second to catch up. âWait, what?â
Riddle took a breath, as if bracing himself, and then met your eyes with the most serious expression youâd ever seen on him. âIâm saying that Iââ he hesitated, his cheeks turning pink, but his voice was steady, âIâm in love with you.â
You stood there, stunned, staring at him in complete disbelief. Riddle Rosehearts just confessed his love to you.
ââŠEven after all the dumb stuff?â you asked, still processing.
Riddle laughed again, that soft, endearing laugh that made your heart flip. âEspecially after all the dumb stuff.â
There was a beat of silence where you just stared at each other, and for once, your usually silly brain kicked into overdrive. You stepped closer, leaning in with a sudden smoothness you didnât even know you were capable of.
âWell,â you said, your voice dropping to a low murmur as you tilted your head toward him, âlucky for you⊠Iâm your idiot.â
And before Riddle could even respond, you kissed him.
It was soft, and sweet, and everything perfect. For a moment, Riddle was so surprised he froze, but then he melted into it, his hand gently cupping your face like heâd been waiting forever to do this.
When you pulled back, Riddle was completely flustered, his face red as a tomato, but there was a dazed smile on his lips. âThat⊠That was unfair.â
You grinned, leaning your forehead against his. âYou love it.â
Riddle shook his head, still smiling. âI really do.â
And from that moment on, it was clear: you may be the academyâs resident chaos agent, but you were his chaos agent, and he wouldnât have it any other way.
You finally got a private moment to yourself. It was time to say goodbye to the villain system that you may or may not have gotten fond of.
The notification flashed across your vision, blindingly bright:
[Congratulations! Youâve accumulated enough points to finally say goodbye to the system.]
You blinked. "Wait⊠really? I can finally get rid of you?"
[Yes. Itâs been a wild ride, hasnât it?]
Wild ride was an understatement. The system had dragged you through schemes, quests, and enough drama to fill a ten-season TV show, all for the purpose of toppling your sister's reign of terror. And now, at long last, you were free.
"...So that's it?" you asked. "No final boss fight? No sudden plot twist where you take over my body and reveal youâre the real villain?"
There was a pause before the next notification popped up.
[Actually... about that plot twist...]
You groaned. "I knew it. What is it this time? Are you an evil AI? A demon? Oh God, please tell me youâre not my fairy godmother in disguise."
[Iâm⊠actually the original villainess.]
You stared at the screen for a solid five seconds. "...What."
[Yeah. You, uh, you kinda possessed me.]
You blinked rapidly, your brain short-circuiting. "WHAT?!"
[I was the original villainess of this world. The real one. You didnât just get isekaiâd into some random character. You got me, because I wanted you]
"Oh my God," you muttered. "Youâve been here the whole time?"
[Yup. Watching you fumble around like an idiot. No offense.]
"None taken, but wowâuh, okay," you said, rubbing your forehead. "So Iâve just been⊠helping you take revenge on your sister this whole time?"
[Well, duh.] The system sounded almost smug. [She tormented me horrifically when I was still alive. Thatâs why I pushed you to make her life miserable. I wanted justice.]
"Justice," you repeated, thinking back to all the chaos, sabotage, and general insanity. "That was justice?"
[Look, we both know she deserved it.]
You couldnât exactly argue with that. "I mean, fair. So what now? You just leave?"
There was a long pause before the system replied.
[Well... you actually have more points than you need. You can buy my identity if you want. Get the full story. You know, if you're curious.]
You hesitated for a second, but then shrugged. "Eh, why not. Hit me with it."
The system pinged, and suddenly, memories flooded your mindâher memories. You saw everything: her upbringing, her struggles, how she had tried so hard to be perfect for her family, only for her sister to constantly outshine her. You saw the cruel way her sister belittled her, humiliated her in front of the court, all while smiling sweetly to the outside world.
And then⊠the tragic ending, where the villainess was cast aside, labeled a monster, and killed.
By the end of it, you felt like youâd been punched in the gut.
"Oh, wow," you whispered. "She really was awful to you."
[Told you.]
"Man⊠Iâm so sorry," you said, your voice softening. "You went through all that, and then you ended up stuck with me."
[Honestly? It was kinda fun watching you screw up everything at first.] The systemâs tone was teasing now, but there was an undeniable warmth underneath it. [But you did a good job. Better than I ever did. You were a little unhinged, but hey, thatâs probably why I liked you.]
You couldnât help but laugh. "Thanks, I guess? I tried my best."
[You did more than that.] There was a strange fondness in the systemâs voice. [You turned this whole world upside down. You made people laugh, cry, and probably question their sanity. Honestly, I couldnât have asked for a better revenge.]
For a moment, you felt a lump form in your throat. "So⊠what now? Do you just disappear?"
[Yeah. Itâs time for me to move on. But⊠hey, Iâm rooting for you. Go live your best life. Be happy. And if you ever need to knock your sister down a peg, do it in style. For me.]
You smiled, blinking away the sudden wetness in your eyes. "You bet I will. And heyâwherever you go, I hope you get to relax for once. You deserve it."
[Pfft, I doubt it, but thanks.]
There was a brief pause, then another notification popped up.
[Goodbye, little reader. Itâs been real. And rememberâalways aim for the drama. It makes life more interesting.]
With that, the screen dimmed, and the system was gone.
You stared at the empty space where the notifications used to be. "Aim for the drama, huh?" you muttered, a grin tugging at your lips. "Well, I guess thatâs one thing Iâm good at."
As you turned around, ready to move forward without the system hovering over
you, you felt something. A strange, gentle sensation, like the faintest brush of a breeze, except it wasnât just that. It was warmer, more personal, and⊠oddly comforting.
It took a second, but then it hit you. "Waitâ"
You froze, your breath catching in your throat. Was thisâ?
It was as if the original villainess was giving you a ghostly hug. Soft, delicate, but so real you could almost feel her presence.
Tears welled up in your eyes, completely out of nowhere. You werenât supposed to feel emotional! Not over a systemâno, not just a systemâa person who had suffered more than you ever realized.
"I⊠Iâm sorry I couldnât fix everything for you," you whispered, your voice cracking. "I tried, I really did, butâŠ"
You felt that warmth grow a little stronger, like she was reassuring you, telling you that you had done enough. More than enough. Maybe, in a way, youâd freed her. Given her peace.
The weight of that ghostly embrace made your heart swell, and before you could stop yourself, you started crying. Again. But not the ugly, chaotic crying from beforeâthis was softer, deeper. The kind of crying that cleansed your soul.
"Iâll do it," you whispered, tears rolling down your cheeks. "Iâll finish what I started. Iâll take her down. Not just for meâbut for you."
The presence seemed to linger for a moment longer, and then it was gone, leaving behind a quiet strength in its place.
You wiped your eyes, steeling yourself. The resolution hardened in your chest like iron. Everything you had been planning, all the revenge, the chaos you had been orchestrating, it wasnât just some game anymore. It was personal.
For her.
With a deep breath, you squared your shoulders and looked out toward the path ahead, a fire burning brighter than ever inside you.
"Iâll finish this," you muttered, fists clenching. "And itâs going to be beautiful."
And with that, you walked forward, no longer just a reader in someone elseâs story.
This time, you were the one in control.
The day of your wedding to Riddle was perfect. Every detail was as if the universe had conspired to make sure nothing went wrong. The air was filled with the sweet scent of flowers, and laughter echoed throughout the grand venue. Your friends were all there, supporting youâAce and Deuce bickering over who looked better in their suits, Cater contantly checking if everything was aesthetically pleasing, and Trey managing everything behind the scenes with his usual calm, though you caught him grinning at you more than once, proud as ever. Even Che'nya had shown up, popping in and out of sight as he pleased, throwing teasing remarks at anyone who passed by.
Your sister, however, was absolutely seething. She stood stiffly, dressed impeccably, but with a scowl that could burn down the entire venue. You knew she was fuming because she had always imagined herself in your place, standing beside Riddle. Too bad for herâyou had the upper hand now.
You glanced at her briefly as you passed by, a wicked smile tugging at your lips. âDidnât think youâd have the guts to show your face here. I almost admire it,â you whispered sweetly as you walked past her, arm in arm with Riddle.
She opened her mouth to retort, but before she could get a word out, you tossed one last barb. âDonât worry, Iâll make sure to toss my bouquet to you. Maybe you'll get married next? You know, if they can find someone that can stand you?â
Riddle squeezed your hand as if to remind you to behave, but even he had a hint of a smirk on his face. Your friends snickered behind you, and Che'nya, perched casually on a railing, added a quiet, âOof, thatâs gotta sting.â
The ceremony itself was beautiful. Riddle stood there looking like heâd stepped out of a fairytale, his usually stern face softened by the moment. As you exchanged vows, there was a lightness to the air that made everything feel surreal. You could see how much he cared in the way his hands trembled ever so slightly when he held yours.
Ace, unable to help himself, whispered loudly, âYou sure Riddle isnât going to pass out from the nerves?â
Deuce elbowed him, but you could barely hold back a laugh. Even Riddle blushed a bit, shooting a glare at Ace but unable to hide his own amusement.
When it was time for the reception, the fun really kicked off. Che'nya gave a surprisingly emotional speechâwell, for him at least, as he vanished mid-sentence and then reappeared to finish his speech. Trey quietly made sure everything ran smoothly, even sneaking a slice of cake for you before the official cake-cutting, while Ace and Deuce took over the dance floor with some wild moves that had everyone laughing. Cater even got caught spiking the drinks and you couldn't help but laugh.
After the wedding, the sun was beginning to set, casting a warm, golden light over the celebration. Everything had gone smoothly, almost too smoothly. Even Riddleâs mother, who was notoriously hard to please, had remained poised and polite throughout. But you knew there was still unfinished business, and the weight of it settled heavily on your chest.
Youâd seen the way she treated Riddle for yearsâthrough the pages of the webnovel and now, up close. Sure, she liked you, had even hinted at being pleased with your match to Riddle, but that didnât erase the years of pressure and manipulation she had placed on him. The burden he had carried because of her was too great to ignore, and today, of all days, you were not going to let it slide.
You spotted her near the garden fountain, quietly observing the festivities. For a moment, she looked almost serene, her icy exterior softened by the beautiful day. But that didnât change how you felt.
Taking a deep breath, you walked over. "Lady Rosehearts," you began, your voice steady but laced with unspoken tension.
She turned to you, a smile on her lips. "Ah, my dear. You were magnificent today. Truly the picture of grace and elegance. I couldn't have asked for a better match for my son."
Her words were warm, genuine even, but they only fueled the fire burning in your chest. You didnât respond right away, just stared at her, waiting for the right moment to unleash what youâd been holding in.
Finally, you spoke, your voice low. "I appreciate your kind words, but thereâs something I canât let go of." You stepped closer, eyes narrowing. "For years, youâve pushed Riddle to be perfect. You suffocated him with your expectations, and it hurt him. I canât stand by and let you pretend that didnât happen."
Lady Rosehearts blinked, caught off guard. She opened her mouth to respond, but you held up a hand.
"You like me, and Iâm grateful for that, but I love Riddle." Your voice wavered, not with fear, but with emotion. "And because I love him, I canât ignore the damage youâve caused. The pressure you put on him to be someone he wasnât. The way you never let him breathe. You may have done it out of love, but it hurt him."
She stared at you, the weight of your words sinking in. There was no immediate defense, no cold dismissal. She simply looked⊠surprised.
"IâŠ" she began, but faltered. "I thought I was doing what was best for him. I wanted him to succeed, to be respected."
"But at what cost?" you snapped, unable to hold back the edge in your voice. "You wanted him to be respected so much that you never let him make his own choices. He deserves to be happy. And he deserves your respect, not just as your son, but as a person."
The silence that followed was thick, almost suffocating. You could see the flicker of doubt in her eyes, the realization that perhaps, just perhaps, she hadnât done as well by Riddle as she thought.
Before she could respond, Riddle appeared beside you, having noticed the tension from across the garden. He stood tall, his usual calm demeanor in place, but you could sense the vulnerability beneath it.
"Mother," he said quietly, his voice steady but with a new strength behind it. "Sheâs right."
His mother turned to him, the surprise evident on her face. "RiddleâŠ"
"I know you wanted the best for me. I know you love me. But I needed more than just discipline and expectations. I needed to know that it was okay to be myself. To fail, even." He paused, and his eyes softened. "I love you, Mother. But you have to let me live my life. Iâm not a perfect image for you to sculpt."
The silence stretched on, thick with unspoken words. You held your breath, waiting for her reaction, unsure of what to expect. You had always imagined her to be unmovable, too set in her ways to ever change.
But then, her expression softened. She took a step toward Riddle, reaching out to place a hand on his arm. "I⊠didnât realize. I thought I was protecting you. But I see now that I may have been too harsh, too controlling." She paused, her gaze shifting between you and Riddle. "Youâre right. Both of you. And I am truly sorry."
You blinked, taken aback by the sincerity in her voice. This was not the cold, unyielding woman you had expected. There was genuine remorse in her eyes.
She turned to you, her tone softer. "Thank you. For helping him find his way. And for standing by his side."
For a moment, the three of you stood there, the weight of years of tension slowly lifting. It wasnât a perfect resolutionâyears of damage couldnât be erased with one conversationâbut it was a start.You sighed, the anger that had been simmering inside you finally ebbing away. "I only did what anyone who loves him would do," you said, glancing at Riddle with a soft smile.
Riddleâs mother nodded, and though her usual composure was still in place, there was a warmth in her expression that you hadnât seen before. "Then Iâm glad he found someone like you." But you saw her expression crack a little and so did Riddle.
Then, Riddle, ever the perfect son, stepped forward. "Mother, itâs alright." His voice was soft, vulnerable in a way you hadnât often seen. He reached out and offered her something you never expectedâa hug.
For a moment, she hesitated. Then, slowly, she stepped into his embrace, her arms wrapping tightly around him. It was quiet, emotional, andâbefore you knew itâyou were also pulled into it.
The warmth of the group hug surrounded you, Riddleâs mother surprisingly holding you a little tighter than you expected, as if silently acknowledging the forgiveness Riddle was able to give because of your presence by his side.
She then pulled away, wiped her tears and wiped the tears that you didn't realize were falling from your eyes either. "Congratulations, again, I'm proud of you both" was all she said as she turned to leave.
As she stepped away, leaving you and Riddle alone in the garden, you let out a long breath, feeling a sense of closure you hadnât expected.
Riddle turned to you, his expression soft and full of gratitude. "Thank you," he said quietly. "For standing up for me. For everything."
You smiled, reaching out to take his hand. "You donât need to thank me. Weâre in this together, remember?"
He squeezed your hand gently, his usual stoic expression melting away into something softer, more vulnerable. "I know. And I wouldnât have it any other way."
From across the garden, you saw Trey and Che'nya watching, Trey giving a subtle nod of approval, while Che'nya grinned, undoubtedly waiting to pounce with some teasing remark later.
But for now, you just stood there with Riddle, the weight of the day finally settling in. Youâd wonâboth the battle for his heart and the battle for his freedom. And in that moment, everything felt right.
The courtroom was packed, filled with nobles from all across the empire. This was the moment youâd been waiting for, orchestrated with the help of your closest friends: Treyâs calm, methodical planning, Caterâs relentless information gathering, Ace and Deuceâs enthusiasm (and occasional chaos), and, of course, Riddle, who stood by your side, his presence a steady reassurance.
Your sister stood at the center of attention, oblivious to the storm about to hit. For years, she had manipulated and destroyed anyone who dared stand in her way. She thought she was untouchable, the darling of the nobility, admired and respected. But you knew the truth, and so did everyone in this room, thanks to the carefully gathered evidence that was about to expose her for the monster she was.
Cater had planted seeds of the truth you found out that grew into full-fledged whispers about your sisterâs darker deeds. Even now, the tension in the room was palpable as people murmured, casting glances her way.
You stepped forward, the letter you held clutched tightly in your hand. Riddle gave you a small nod of encouragement, his eyes steely as he took his place beside you.
"Ladies and gentlemen," you began, your voice clear and sharp, cutting through the room's murmurs. "I come to you today not with accusations, but with the truth. The truth of the heinous crimes committed by my sister."
There was a gasp from the crowd, the air thick with shock and intrigue. Your sister's face remained calm, but you saw the flicker of worry in her eyes.
"She has embezzled from the kingdomâs treasury, siphoning off funds meant for the empire's welfare," you declared, holding up the documents that Trey had meticulously helped you gather. "She has blackmailed noble families into silence, using threats and false accusations to maintain her hold over them. And worst of allâ"
You paused, letting the tension build as you cast your gaze over the room, making sure every pair of eyes was locked on you. Then, with quiet, deliberate force, you spoke.
"She has been responsible for the poisoning of the emperorâs own cousin, Lady Astoria. A death that was pinned on an innocent maid."
The room exploded into chaos, gasps, and shouts of disbelief filling the air. Your sisterâs face drained of color, her facade finally cracking as people turned toward her, expressions of shock and outrage growing with every second.
"These documents prove every crime," you continued, your voice strong and unwavering as Cater passed around copies of the evidence to the nobles. "She thought she could keep her secrets buried. But not anymore."
"These are lies!" your sister shrieked, her voice desperate as she clutched at the air, trying to regain control. "This is a setup! Youâve all been deceived!"
But it was too late. The emperor himself stood up, his eyes narrowing in fury as he glanced over the evidence. The knight commander beside him was already moving, her sword drawn as the guards approached your sister.
"For your crimes against the empire, you are sentenced to death," the emperor declared, his voice cold and final.
Your sister screamed, fighting as the guards seized her, but there was no escape now. The nobles who once fawned over her turned away in disgust, her power crumbling in mere moments.
Riddleâs hand found yours, his grip tight but comforting as you watched her dragged away. It shouldâve felt sweet, but instead, you felt a strange heaviness settle in your chest. This was the end, wasnât it?
As the execution was carried out in the courtyard, the crowd watching with bated breath, you stood off to the side, Riddle at your side, and your friends close by. Ace whispered some snide comment about how dramatic everything was, and Deuce elbowed him to shut up, but you couldnât bring yourself to laugh.
When it was over, the finality of it hit you like a truck. You had done itâexposed her to the world, avenged not just yourself, but the original villainess too. You expected to feel victorious, but instead, a deep sadness settled in your chest. She should've been the one to see this.
And then, just as you were about to turn away, you saw her.
A faint, ethereal figure stood near the edge of the courtyard. The original villainess. Her eyes were softer than you imagined, her expression free of the bitterness that had fueled her desire for revenge. She looked⊠peaceful.
Tears welled in your eyes, and before you knew it, you were crying, really crying. Ugly, messy sobs that you couldnât control. All the rage, all the sorrow, everything you had carried from her spilled out in that moment.
"I did it," you whispered, barely audible, but you knew she heard you. "I did it for you."
The specter of the original villainess smiled, a soft, almost sisterly expression on her face. And then, in a moment that almost felt too surreal, you felt herâfelt her give you a final ghostly embrace. It was as if the weight of her vengeance had lifted, her spirit no longer bound by the chains of hatred. She was free now, and so were you.
With a final nod, the specter faded into the night, leaving you standing there, tears streaming down your face. You wiped them away as best as you could, sniffling and trying to compose yourself, but the lump in your throat remained.
The warmth of the original villainess's hug lingered long after she faded, her presence now a bittersweet memory. You stood in the quiet, feeling an overwhelming sense of both loss and completion. For the first time, it felt like the weight of both your lives had lifted.
Then, a soft flutter of wings caught your attention. A small dove descended gently, perching on your shoulder. It was so light, so delicate, and for a moment, it just sat there, as if offering comfort. You held your breath, watching it. The dove turned its head toward you, as though it knew. As though she knew.
You blinked, tears pooling in your eyes again as the dove gave a soft coo and flew away, soaring into the sky. Something inside you broke at the sightâsomething that had been held together for too long. The tears came harder now, not out of sorrow, but of release.
"She's freeâŠ" you whispered, your voice trembling. "She's finally free."
Your chest heaved with emotion, sobs you couldnât control spilling out as you watched the dove disappear into the distance. All this time, everything you had done, every struggle, every sacrifice, was for her. And now, it was over.
Riddle turned toward you, concern flickering in his eyes. "Are you alright?"
You nodded, blinking away the last of your tears. "Yeah⊠yeah, I am. Itâs justâ" You paused, looking up at the sky. "My sisterâs gone now. And I think⊠I'm at peace."
Riddle stood beside you, his own heart heavy with the weight of your emotions. Without a word, he reached out, gently pulling you into his arms. His embrace was soft but firm, grounding you when you felt like you might fall apart.
Riddleâs grip on your hand tightened, and when you looked at him, there was something unspoken in his gazeâunderstanding, maybe. "You did what was right," he said softly. "And now itâs over."
You took a deep breath and nodded, squeezing his hand in return. "Yeah. Now itâs over."
With Riddle by your side, and your friends waiting for you just beyond the courtyard, you knew that the hardest part was behind you. You had avenged the original villainess, exposed your sister for what she truly was, and now, finally, you could walk away from all of it.
Riddle leaned closer, his voice gentle but filled with quiet strength. "Come on. Letâs go."
Together, hand in hand, you turned away from the past and walked toward the futureâyour futureâwith the love of your life, your husband, Riddle, by your side.
Boy, was this a ride to write, but i genuinely haven't had this much fun writing before, and it got longer as i went.
For the next Trashy Novel Chronicles, which twst char would you like to see? I have a few plots planned for these, I'll eventually write them both but which one do y'all wanna see first?
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10 Worst Things About The Trump Presidency
Donald Trump left office with the lowest approval rating of any president ever. But some people now seem to be suffering from amnesia.
Let me jog your memory. Here are 10 Worst Things About the Trump Presidency â in no particular order.
#1. Trump fueled division and sparked a record uptick in hate crimes.
#2. Murder went way up under Trump. He presided over the largest ever single-year increase in homicides in 2020. A number of factors might have contributed to that, but a big one isâŠ
#3. Gun sales broke records under Trump, who has bragged about how he âdid nothingâ to restrict guns as president in spite ofâŠ
#4. Under Trump, America suffered more than 1,700 mass shootings.
#5. Trump said there were "very fine people" among the neo-Nazis in Charlottesville.
Iâm halfway to ten. If you think Iâm missing something big, leave it in the comments.
#6. Trump allied himself with the Proud Boys, a violent hate group who helped orchestrate the Jan 6 Capitol attack.
#7. Trumpâs not wrong when he saysâŠ
TRUMP: I got rid of Roe v. Wade.
It is entirely because of Trumpâs judicial appointments that 1 in 3 American women of childbearing age now lives in states with abortion bans.
#8. One of Trumpâs Supreme Court justices was Brett Kavanaugh, a man accused of sexual assault by multiple women.
#9. Trumpâs White House interfered in the FBIâs investigation of Brett Kavanaughâs alleged sexual assaults.
And now: #10. Trump has been convicted of committing 34 felonies while in office. The criminally false business filings he got convicted for in New York? All of them were committed while he was president.
Iâm sorry, did I say the 10 Worst Things About the Trump Presidency? I meant 15.
#11. Trumpâs failed pandemic response is estimated to have led to hundreds of thousands of needless deaths. By the time Trump left office, roughly 3,000 Americans were dying of covid every day. Thatâs a 9/11-scale mass casualty event every single day. How did Trump screw up so badly?
#12. Trumpâs White House discarded the pandemic response playbook that had been assembled by the Obama administration.
#13. Trump disbanded the National Security Councilâs pandemic response team.
#14. Trump repeatedly lied about the danger of covid, saying it was no worse than the flu or that it would go away on its own.
But behind closed doors, Trump admitted he knew covid was deadly.
#15. Trump promoted fake covid cures like hydroxychloroquine and even injecting people with disinfectants.
After Trumpâs âdisinfectantâ remarks, poison control centers received a spike in emergency calls.
Thatâs fifteen things. Should I keep going? Ok, Iâll keep going. The 20 Worst Things About the Trump Presidency.
#16. Trump presided over a net loss of 2.9 million American jobs â the worst recorded jobs numbers of any U.S. president in history.
#17. Trump profited off the presidency, making an estimated $160 million from foreign countries while he was president.
#18. Trump also billed the Secret Service over $1 million for the privilege of staying at his golf clubs and other properties while they protected him. Thatâs your money!
#19. Trump caused the longest government shutdown in U.S. history when he didnât get funding for his border wall, which he said Mexico was going to pay for. Â
#20. Under Trump, the national debt increased by about 40% â more than in any other four-year presidential term â largely because of his tax cuts for the rich and big corporations.
You didnât really think I was stopping at 20, did you? Weâre going to 25 â
#21. Trump separated more than 5,000 children from their parents at the border, with no plan to ever reunite them, putting babies in cages.
#22. The Muslim Ban. Yes, Trump really did try to ban Muslims from entering the country.
#23. Trump sparked international outrage by moving the American Embassy in Israel to Jerusalem while closing the U.S. mission to Palestine.
#24. Trump tasked his son-in-law Jared Kushner with drafting a potential Middle East âpeace planâ with zero Palestinian input.
#25. And finally, Trump recognized Israelâs occupation of the Goh-lahn Heights, which is considered illegal under international law.
So there you have it, folks: The 25 Worst â Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Did I mention the impeachments? Weâve got to do the impeachments. Letâs go to 30.
#26. Trump broke the law by trying to withhold nearly $400 million of U.S. aid for Ukraine in an effort to extort a personal political favor from Ukraineâs Pres. Zelensky. Trump wanted Zelensky to interfere in the 2020 election by announcing an investigation into the Bidens. Delaying this aid to Ukraine weakened Ukraine and strengthened Russia.
#27. Trump personally attacked and ruined the careers of everyone who stood in the way of his illegal Ukraine scheme, including Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch and Lt. Colonel Alexander Vindman.
#28. To cover up the scheme, Trump ordered the White House and State Department to defy congressional subpoenas.
#29. For these reasons, on December 18, 2019, Trump became the third U.S. president to be impeached. He was charged with Abuse of Power and Obstruction of Congress.
#30. Even while he was being investigated for trying to get Ukraine to interfere in the U.S. election, Trump publicly called for China to interfere in the election.
So those are the 30 Worst Things â
Iâll go to 35.
#31. Long before Election Day, Trump started making false claims that the election would be rigged.
#32. After losing, Trump falsely claimed the election was stolen, even though his own inner circle, including his campaign manager, White House lawyers, and his own Justice Department and attorney general told him it was not.
#33. Trump kept telling his Big Lie even after more than 60 legal challenges to the election were struck down in court, many by Trump-appointed judges.
#34. Trump ordered the Department of Justice to falsely claim that the election âwas corrupt.â
#35. Trump and his allies used threats to pressure state leaders in Arizona and Georgia to falsify the election results.
We may go to 40.
#36. When none of the previous schemes worked, Trump and his allies produced fake electoral votes cast by fake electors in multiple swing states. His former White House chief of staff and Rudy Giuliani are among the many members of his inner circle who have been criminally indicted for this scheme.
#37. Trump tried to bully Vice President Pence into obstructing the certification of the election.
#38. Trump invited a mob to the Capitol on Jan 6 with his âbe there, will be wildâ tweet.
#39. Sworn testimony alleges that when Trump was warned that members of the crowd were carrying deadly weapons, he ordered security metal detectors to be taken down.
#40. Knowing the crowd had deadly weapons, he ordered them to go to the Capitol andâŠ
TRUMP: âŠfight like hell.
#41 â Yes, yes, I know, bear with me.
Trump betrayed his oath to defend the nation by doing nothing to stop the Jan 6 violence. Instead, according to witness testimony, he sat and watched TV for hours.
#42. On January 13, 2021, Trump became the only president ever to be impeached twice. This time he was charged with incitement of insurrection. It was a bipartisan vote.
#43. The majority of senators â 57 out of 100 â voted to convict Trump, including 7 Republican senators.
So thatâs the two impeachments and the Big Lie, but wait, we havenât dealt with Russia, right? So weâre going to 50.
#44. In a likely obstruction of justice, Trump pressured then FBI Director James Comey to stop the FBIâs investigation into Trumpâs National Security Adviser, Michael Flynn. This was documented in the Mueller report.
#45. When Comey didnât bend to Trumpâs will, Trump fired him.
#46. Trump tried to shut down the Mueller investigation by ordering White House Counsel Don McGann to fire Mueller. McGann refused because that would be criminal obstruction of justice.
#47. When news got out that Trump tried to fire Mueller, Trump repeatedly told McGann to lie â to Mueller, to press, to public â and even create a false document to conceal Trumpâs attempt to fire Mueller.
#48. Trump ordered his staff not to turn over emails showing Don Jr. had set up a meeting at Trump Tower before the 2016 election with representatives of the Russian government.
#49. Trump convinced Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about Trumpâs plans to build a Trump Tower in Moscow, and Cohen served prison time for lying to Congress.
#50. Trump was not charged for criminal obstruction of justice because itâs the Justice Departmentâs policy not to indict a sitting president, but more than a thousand former federal prosecutors who served under both Republicans and Democrats, signed a letter declaring there was more than enough evidence to prosecute Trump.
So those are the 50 Worst Things About the Trump Presidency. Now I could go onâŠ
And I will! The 75 Worst Things About the Trump Presidency.
#51. Trump said heâd hire only the best people, butâŠ
His campaign chair was convicted of multiple crimes.
So was one of his closest associates.
His deputy campaign chair pleaded guilty to crimes.
So did his personal lawyer
His National Security Adviser
The Chief Financial Officer of his business
A campaign foreign policy adviser
And one of his campaign fundraisers.
They all committed crimes, and Trump pardoned most of them.
#52. Trump said heâd drain the Washington swamp. But he appointed more billionaires, CEOs, and Wall Street moguls to his administration than any administration in history
#53. Trump intervened to get his son-in-law, Jared Kushner top-secret clearance after he was denied over concerns about foreign influence.
#54. Trump hosted a Russian Foreign Minister to the Oval Office, where Trump revealed top-secret intelligence.
Oh, and Trumpâs economic policies!
#55 Trump promised that the average American family would see a $4,000 pay raise because of his tax cuts for the wealthy and big corporations. Howâd that work out? Did you get a $4,000 raise? Of course not! Nobody did!
#56. Trump vowed to protect American jobs, but offshoring increased and manufacturing fell.
#57. Trump said he would fix Americaâs infrastructure, but it never happened. He announced so many failed âinfrastructure weeksâ they became a running joke.
#58. Trump said he would be âthe voiceâ of American workers, but he filled the National Labor Relations Board with anti-union flacks who made it harder for workers to unionize.
#59. Trumpâs Labor Department made it easier for bosses to get out of paying workers overtime, which cheated 8 million workers of extra pay.
#60. Trump repeatedly suggested he might serve more than two terms in violation of the Constitution â and continues to do so.
#61. Trump called Haiti and African nations âshitholeâ countries.
#62. Trump tried to terminate DACA, which protects immigrants brought to the U.S. as children. Luckily this was struck down by the courts.
#63. Trump called climate change a âhoax.â
#64. Trump pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement.
#65. Trump rolled back more than 100 environmental protections.
#66. Every budget Trump proposed included cuts to Social Security and Medicare.
#67. Trump tried (and failed) to repeal the Affordable Care Act, which would have resulted in 20 million Americans losing insurance. And striking down the ACAâs protections for the roughly 130 million people with pre-existing conditions could have driven up their insurance premiums or led to a loss of coverage.
#68. Trump made it easier for employers to remove birth control coverage from insurance plans.
#69. By the end of Trumpâs term, the number of people lacking health insurance had risen by 3 million.
#70. Trump lied. Constantly. He made 30,573 false or misleading claims while president â an average of 21 a day, according to Washington Post fact-checkers.
#71. Trump allegedly took hundreds of classified documents on his way out of the White House, reportedly including nuclear secrets, which he then left unsecured in various parts of Mar-a-Lago, including a bathroom. He was even caught on tape showing them off to people.
#72. Trump seriously discussed the idea of nuking a hurricane.
#73. When Hurricane Maria hit Puerto Rico, Trump delayed $20 billion of aid and allowed Puerto Rico to be without power for 181 days.
#74. Trump suggested withholding federal aid for California wildfire recovery and said the solution was to âcleanâ the âfloorsâ of the forest.
#75. Trump pulled out of the Iran deal, placing Iran on a path to developing nuclear weapons.
Honestly, thereâs so much more, from exchanging âlove lettersâ with North Koreaâs brutal dictator to publicly denigrating a Gold Star military widow and making her cry, to the way he attacked journalists, to late night tweet binges.
Look, I can understand why a lot of people want to block all of this out of their memories. But we cannot afford to forget just how terrible Trumpâs time in the White House was for this nation.
And we sure as hell canât afford to put him back there.
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